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Apr
29
2010
Dude Getting Hit In The Face With A Bat
Posted by fuckthemets at 9:34 pm ET 36 Comments

The White Sox’ Mark Teahen gave us this one in an unintentionally hilarious PSA-style tweet.
Check out the 5 people in the upper-right corner of the group, leanin’ back like, “Daaayyyuuummmm!”

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36 Responses to “Dude Getting Hit In The Face With A Bat”

  1. billy says:

    That face is outtta here! *in Harry voice*

  2. no superbowl this year says:

    hand reaction fail

  3. The First John says:

    that is literally the funniest picture ive ever seen

  4. Reauxnin says:

    In the face; IN THE FAAACE!

  5. muscles says:

    That’s a mighty moose knuckle

  6. Diane says:

    Ouuuuuch!!!!!!!!!

  7. Brandon says:

    Don’t rub it

  8. Crane Kick says:

    I’ve spent three minutes trying to figure out where the fuck that boot is coming from below the Niners fan…I still can’t say for sure.

  9. FPS Doug says:

    BOOM!!!! HEADSHOT!!!!

  10. Jordan says:

    the three faces in the upper right are priceless. especially kevin smith

  11. SJ says:

    @ Crane
    Some poor soul is huddling in fear squeezed between white shirt and hoodie chick.

    Also, a grown man in the top left brought a glove to a game. Man foul.

  12. Putt Putt says:

    Back and to the left…back and to the left..

  13. bigmyc says:

    That’s at an Indians game.

    Looks like someone else drank Serrano’s rum. Joju is none too pleased.

  14. game5 says:

    Gonna need a new pair of glasses and a trip to the E.N.T. Doc!

  15. Adam Eaton says:

    Who put their foot in the air off to the right? I mean seriously? WTF?

  16. Steve Jeltz says:

    I think the dude getting hit is distracted beacuse he is about to catch a football

  17. bigmyc says:

    Jeltz. Had to go back to look. lol.

  18. GregMikeS says:

    Goddamn I love this website!

    +1 to Steve Jeltz

  19. joe buck's forehead says:

    did he actually stand up to get that bat to the face?
    if he sat in his seat, the bat would have knocked the visor off the guy/gal behind him.

  20. J-Pain says:

    Seriously, Jeltz. It was a bat, not a ball. He needs a new prescription on his glasses.

  21. Big Ben's Super Bowl Cock Rings says:

    he looks like my dog in the back yard fetching a stick, minus the hands, but glasses and hat do remain

  22. Steve Jeltz says:

    No wonder Indians fans are all so miserable. Feel kinda bad for this guy (since he got hit with a bat in the face at the exact moment someone snapped one of the greatest action pics I have ever seen) but he is wearing his ticket in a pouch arond his neck in a section where that clearly isn’t needed. Looks like a total douche. Probably has his bus ticket in there as well.

  23. Schmitter22 says:

    This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. The phantom boot has to belong to the hoodie chick.

  24. Amandah says:

    I’ve taken MANY balls to my face, but never a bat. And when I say ‘balls’, I mean hairy, sweaty, stank-ass scrotums doinking me in my chin while I guzzle a guy’s meat-chord.

    Regards,

    Amandah

  25. bigmyc says:

    Not shown; the football clock’n him in the dome right after the bat disorients him.

  26. will.H says:

    the lady infront.. like a magazine is going to protect you, DUMB BRAAAUDS

    no offense lynnie, maria

  27. maria says:

    Well, who brings a magazine to a baseball game?

  28. SABR dork says:

    Interesting you should ask, will H. You see, if you break down the larger sample size of the RTBI (Resistance to Thrown Bat Impact) of the magazine, you’ll find that it is significantly larger than the RTBI of a newspapaper, game program or lineup card comparitavely. If you are speaking strictly TRPA (Total Radial Protective Area) in regard to a certain media release’s ability to cover an expansive range, then the magazine won’t really measure up so much. However, if held up to scrutiny on a larger battery of situational uses against flying bat protection, I’m sure you’ll find that the magazine’s RTBI as well as it’s SGEV (Shiny, Glossy Entertainment Value) is off the charts.

    And also, I wish I had a date.

  29. Schmitter22 says:

    i’m a broad, and i wouldn’t bring a magazine to a game. in her defense, perhaps it was one of those team magazine things you can pick up around the ballpark.

  30. will.H says:

    SABR that entire paragraph made me smirk

  31. bigmyc says:

    No problem, will H.

    Ooops.

  32. Lynniemac says:

    will.H: None taken as I ain’t that kind of broad.

  33. Walklett says:

    Nice hands, Feet.

  34. Vince says:

    Are you “MucktheFets” from the EMB?

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