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Jan
26
2010
Chase Utley Sends Elementary School Into Mass Hysteria
Posted by fuckthemets at 1:51 pm ET 43 Comments

Your National League champion Philadelphia Phillies aren’t just baseball players- they’re community servicemen! I’m not sure what school this is, but for reading Clifford the Big Red Dog (sorry for evoking any Cliff Lee memories) and Curious George, these kids, courtesy of the Phillies Be A Phanatic About Reading Program, and their fine Twitter account, got a big ol’ surprise from none other than Chase Utley. (And yes, it’s OK to be jealous as shiiit of these 10 year olds right now.)

In other Chase-related news, yesterday he finally spoke about trading Cliff Lee (from David Murphy’s Philly.com article).

“Halladay is one of the best pitchers in baseball,” Utley said. “He’s a workhorse. Everyone I’ve talked to who has played with him or against him has nothing but good things to say about him. I’m excited to see him work.”

“I got to play behind Cliff. He did a wonderful job for us. Hopefully 1 day I’ll get to play behind him again. But it’s a business, and every year we realize there will be new faces in the clubhouse.”

“I trust what the front office has done. They’ve done a good job getting good players and putting good people in the clubhouse. It’s been a big part of our success. I trust what they do.”

Chase  was also asked about the Phillies bringing back the dude with the forehead that the Phillies got rid of so Chase could play second base

“When we were here kind of platooning a few years ago, him being the veteran guy, I guess if he really wanted to he could have made the situation uncomfortable for me. But he didn’t do that at all. He was extremely helpful, trying to help me get better, telling me things that might help me out. When I think back on it, that’s pretty cool.”

Also found this gem on the Phillies twitter page:

LA, Sarge and Mitch at Kangaroo Court

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43 Comments on “Chase Utley Sends Elementary School Into Mass Hysteria”

  1. World Fargin Skinny Cholly Champion '010 Says:

    Damnit, I wish Chase had come to my school when I was a kid!

    …even though he’s only a few years older than me, so it’d be more likely as a fellow student.

    Also I love that Kangaroo Court picture. Totally made my day!

  2. Clifford Darling, Please Don't Live In The Past '10 Says:

    …and those comments about Cliff Lee brought a tear to my eye :(

    especially the part about Chase wanting to play on the same team as Cliff again sometime in the future. Hopefully that team will be the Phillies.

  3. loctastic Says:

    nice drink LA is holding.. I’m sure it’s just coffee. Sure.

  4. Spilla Says:

    St. Richard School in South Philly, PA — my daughter’s school. :) )

  5. Adam Eaton Says:

    I’m still waiting to make an appearance at any elementary school. Just give me the word…

  6. OutlawPete Says:

    I see they cut off the video right before he said “World Champions…World Fucking Champions!”

  7. TonyIsDynamic Says:

    Beautiful, Pete.

  8. Gooberksk Says:

    Isn’t that Tyler Walker’s kid in the Hamels jersey?

  9. Ruban A. Says:

    Adam, I can’t believe I still owe you $500,000….. Im’ going to take a dump on your chest.

  10. TonyIsDynamic Says:

    Speaking of that,

    Hey isn’t that Tyler Walker in the Nats bullpen?

  11. Joe D Says:

    I’m always amazed at how stuff like this is found on the internet. This blog is too good.

    Why does Chase always wear that beanie?

  12. Muscles Says:

    i love the kid in the black hat that runs around the Frenetic to get a better spot near chase

  13. bigmyc Says:

    Words can not describe how happy that made me.

    Now, please play the next video where Ryan Howard single handedly push starts a stalled 5 speed on I-95 and the one where Roy Halladay thwarts a Broad Street mugger.

  14. Joe D Says:

    @muscles….hahaha awesome. That kid was not about to be denied. He was going in for the rape.

  15. John Kruk's Lonely Nut Says:

    They originally asked me to do the appearance at the school, but that pesky Megan’s Law got in the way.

  16. becca Says:

    i would’ve pissed myself.

  17. Gonzo Says:

    Who is this Clifford Lee you speak of?

  18. Muscles Says:

    In other news, Phillies claim infielder Brian Bocock off waivers…. Let the fan club names begin

  19. I throw 80 MPH Says:

    I wish Chase came to my school.

  20. maria Says:

    I’d rather be the Phanatic. He got to give him a kiss!

    And yes, that little kid in the black hat is very smart.

  21. Gonzo Says:

    Doc’s Cocks – the amazing starter/closer duo.

  22. muscles Says:

    Brians BoCockE’s

  23. The Killer Zs Says:

    I love how the teacher on the right is encouraging the kids to mob him.

  24. Rudy Says:

    …and then he goes, “Be A Phanatic About Reading….BE A FUCKING PHANATIC ABOUT READING!!!”

  25. muscles Says:

    can’t wait to see bocock at schwing training

  26. CarlosBeltransexual Says:

    Dammit, three seconds later, Amelia Bedelia flashes her tits.

  27. Brian's BoCOCK '10 Says:

    One of the best names in Baseball, most definitely!

  28. Adam Eaton Says:

    Cliff Lee? Are you serious? Read my wikipedia page. It qoutes me stating the fact that I was responsible for the sucess of the Phillies in 2007 and 2008. You know it… and I know it.

  29. DP Says:

    +1 for LA is blasted out of his mind. What the hell is he drinking! Inquiring minds want to know. Fightins, let’s get on that!

    Yoh dawg…Sarge looks like Randy from Idol.

  30. fdoyle11 Says:

    I’m 100% sure that if Chase Utley walked into my college classroom today I would have the exact same reaction

  31. Amandah Says:

    How about a fan group called the ‘ Bocock BRO Cocks’ and we all dress up like huge dark wangs?

  32. Wrecked Em Says:

    I’m also with 33. with the exception that he’d walk into my office hahaha

  33. Watrick Says:

    If Chase walked into my room, I’d look to see a pass first. But, then again, I’m a responsible teacher. I don’t let anyone walk the halls. I would then escort him to the hallway, and we would both never be seen again…

  34. T-Mac Says:

    I have an off topic question. I’m trying to get tickets to see Halladay’s home opener. The Phils have 2 off days in between the start of the season and when Doc’s first start would be. Do you think they’ll keep him on normal rest and push the back end of the rotation back, or will they keep the rotation in order and have Halladay make him first few starts on extra rest? I’m thinking they’ll keep him on normal rest and he’ll debut at CBP on April 14th.

    Thoughts????

  35. Watrick Says:

    Buy tickets to the other games, just in case. And, if he isn’t pitching those, sell them on stub hub or via thefightins.com . I bet a whole bunch of games early on will be sold out, so tickets will be in demand.

  36. will.H Says:

    if you want to see halladays opener, head down to washington on April 5th. See you theeere

  37. Shawn Says:

    @will h. I am hoping Hallady pitches on april 5th. I have tix too.
    See you theeere.

  38. Shawn Says:

    I think Chase is trying to hit that. I saw the ole hand on the shoulder move to the teach.

  39. will.H Says:

    yeah check out 9 victorino jerseys and only 2 utley’s… im guessing they told the kid a mystery phillie would attend.

    shawn, how much does the nats org love when the phillies come to town.

  40. Phylan Says:

    I live in DC and was able to get tickets the day of the Nats home opener because nobody ever wants to watch the Nats.

    Then Harry died :(

  41. Shawn Says:

    will h, ubermuch, it’s the only time they can sell some seats.

  42. I want to go to the zoo with Roy Halladay Says:

    Oh you know I’m going to the game in DC on the 5th. You can get tickets on stubhub cheap, too.

  43. Drewsifer Says:

    So Chase just got back from robbing a bank?

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