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		<title>Two Phillies Writers Move To The Mets</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 17:03:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fuckthemets</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just a few weeks after learning our beloved Scott Lauber was leaving his post as Phillies beat writer at the Wilmington News Journal, for Red Sox beat writer at The Boston Hearld, two more scribes are leaving their Philadelphia nests. Andy Martino of Phillies Zone, and phillyBurbs&#8217;s (and my favorite Intelligencer sports writer growing up) [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just a few weeks after learning our beloved <a href="http://twitter.com/ScottLauber" target="_blank">Scott Lauber</a> was leaving his post as Phillies beat writer at the Wilmington News Journal, for Red Sox beat writer at The Boston Hearld, two more scribes are leaving their Philadelphia nests. <a href="http://twitter.com/phillieszone" target="_blank">Andy Martino</a> of Phillies Zone, and phillyBurbs&#8217;s (and my favorite Intelligencer sports writer growing up) <a href="http://twitter.com/mikesielski" target="_blank">Mike Sielski </a>are moving to the (gulp) New York Mets beat.</p>
<p>The Delco Times&#8217;s Ryan Lawrence has the beat and the funny (this is major points in the beat-off, right, Tug?):</p>
<p><center><img src="http://www.thefightins.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/502_lawrence-first-status.jpg"></center></p>
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<p>So, yes. Another couple Phillies writers gone, to the Journal and NY Daily News. And as much as it sucks to know that they&#8217;ll be writing in New York, for the cot damn Mets, it&#8217;s a great chance for both, and we should be happy for them. And the blow is a little softer, because semi-newbies <a href="http://twitter.com/magelb" target="_blank">Matt Gelb</a> and the aforementioned <a href="http://twitter.com/ryanlawrence21" target="_blank">Mr. Lawrence</a> are doing a fine job themselves, as you can tell from the <a href="http://www.thefightins.com/tug-haines/the-weekly-beat-off-week-10/" target="_blank">beat-off</a>. They have yet to pull off a <a href="http://www.thefightins.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Martino.jpg" target="_blank">Sarge fedora</a> like Martino, though. Yet.</p>
<p>In other, more uplifting news, the next 5 Phillies games (if this goes up before 1 o&#8217;clock Satuday), are on TV! (Another big-ups to Ryan Lawrence for noting this beautiful little television statistic).</p>
<p>Today&#8217;s (Saturday&#8217;s) game against the Tigers is on MYPHL17, featuring Doc Halladay. Sunday vs the O&#8217;s is on CSN/MLB Network, Monday vs the Damn Yankees is on ESPN, Tuesday vs the Rays is on TCN (aka CN8), and Wednesday vs the Bravos is, once again, on ESPN. All games are at 1:05.</p>
<p>Ladies and Gents, baseball!</p>
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		<title>Top 15 Moments of 2009, Number 11: J.A. Happ&#8217;s Shutouts</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 12:54:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dash Treyhorn</dc:creator>
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Among the story lines for the Philadelphia Phillies in 2009 was J.A. Happ and his charmed season. The 27 year-old lefty began the year as the long man out of the &#8216;pen, despite an impressive spring training that saw him battling Chan Ho Park for the last spot in the rotation.
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Among the story lines for the Philadelphia Phillies in 2009 was J.A. Happ and his charmed season. The 27 year-old lefty began the year as the long man out of the &#8216;pen, despite an impressive spring training that saw him battling Chan Ho Park for the last spot in the rotation.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Although Happ started the season in the bullpen, it wasn&#8217;t too long before he moved to the rotation to replacing the struggling Park. His first action as a starter was in New York against the Yankees, where he had the unenviable task of facing on one of the game&#8217;s best offenses in a shiny new ballpark that was not conducive to pitching. While the Phillies would lose that game, Happ pitched with aplomb, holding the Yankees to two runs over six, allowing four hits while striking out four.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">It was a sign of things to come for Younger James, who would arguably be the best pitcher of the season for the Phillies. In his 23 starts, he allowed two or fewer runs 15 times, while pitching to a 10-4 record with an ERA of 2.99.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">His crowning achievements came in the form of two complete game shutouts, the first coming in Toronto on June 27. After getting staked to a four run lead before he took the hill, he mowed down the Blue Jays lineup on only 100 pitches, while never allowing a runner past second. What is perhaps most impressive is that he did this amid trade talks, where he was rumored to be involved in the package for Roy Halladay. Whether or not trade rumors have an impact on a player is not up to us to decide, but one can only imagine the pressure and stress that it places on a player, especially a burgeoning young pitcher for the defending World Champions. That added stress, combined with the responsibility of taking the hill for a team that came into the game having lost 11 our of the last 14, make this gem all the more impressive.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Just over a month later, Happ was tabbed to start against the Colorado Rockies in what would be his best start of the season. He allowed four hits, walked two, and struck out ten, including a fastball to get freeze Troy Tulowitzki to end the game in front of 45,129 screaming fans. And while he wasn&#8217;t as efficient as he was against the Jays, he shut down a very potent Rockies offense that came into the game riding a five game win streak.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Say what you want about Happ and his skewed 2009 numbers and un-Sabermetric-like route to success, but in an era of juiced baseballs, small parks and pitch counts, Happ&#8217;s shutouts were not only a rare sight, but a marvel to behold, as if we were looking through the looking glass and into another time to watch a game that our fathers and grandfathers only knew.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Or maybe shutouts are just really, really cool.</p>
<a href="http://www.thefightins.com/tr-pierce/top-15-moments-of-2009-number-11-j-a-happs-shutouts/"><p><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></p></a>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>Video courtesy Phillies fan and all around good guy <a href="http://twitter.com/lonettomb">@lonettomb</a><span style="color: #888888; font-size: 11px;"> </span></em></p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><strong>BONUS BASEBALL!</strong></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">As most of you are aware, there is an NCAA-style tournament of Phillies blogs going on over at <a href="http://thephield.wordpress.com/">The Phield</a>, and your beloved Fightins Dot Com has the honor of being ranked as a three seed in the gauntlet that is the Lauber Region, named for erstwhile Phils writer Scott Lauber. The region is a veritable Murderer&#8217;s Row, consisting of such powerhouses as Phillies Nation, Andy Martino&#8217;s and Matt Gelb&#8217;s Phillies Zone, and High Cheese, so the road to the top is not an easy one.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">And I speak for the rest of the crew when I say that we would very much appreciate your support over the next two weeks. So what can you do? Head over to <a href="http://thephield.wordpress.com/">ThePhield.com</a> and vote early and vote often. In first round action, (3) The Fightins takes on (14) Phillibustering today, March 19th.</p>
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		<title>Your Lenny Dykstra Disaster Update</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 11:43:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fuckthemets</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who here thought it could get any worse for Lenny Dykstra? &#8230;(quiet enough that Jamie Moyer could hear a pin drop)&#8230;Well give yourselves a proverbial pat on the back! It&#8217;s been awhile since we checked up on ol&#8217; Nails, so let&#8217;s sift through some of the latest wreckage.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who here thought it could get any worse for Lenny Dykstra? &#8230;(quiet enough that Jamie Moyer could hear a pin drop)&#8230;Well give yourselves a proverbial pat on the back! It&#8217;s been awhile since we checked up on ol&#8217; Nails, so let&#8217;s sift through some of the latest wreckage.</p>
<p>A week ago, The Huffington Post reported a shockingly non-publicized story about Dykstra being sued for sexual harassment by a former employee. The document, originally obtained by <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0310101dykstra1.html" target="_blank">The Smoking Gun</a>, says Lenny called &#8220;Estate Manager/Personal Assistant&#8221; Jacqueline Massaro (whom he just hired) to drive 3 hours to his estate in Woodland Hills, CA. He was apparently drunk upon *his* arrival at 1 am, which was an hour after his assistant arrived. From The Gun:</p>
<blockquote><p>When he got there, Dykstra, 47, yelled at her to get to work. Since it was nearly 1 AM, Massaro asked, &#8220;what he could possibly want her to do.&#8221; Dykstra, who played 12 Major League seasons and won a World Series championship with the New York Mets, then told Massaro to get the &#8220;<a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0310101dykstra3.html">f</a>uck out of my house, it&#8217;s not going to work out, just leave.&#8221; Massaro contends that when she went to her room to pack for the return trip to San Diego, Dykstra came into the room and said, &#8220;So, you have nowhere to go, give me a blow job and you can stay the night.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Massaro claims he then grabbed her breasts and pushed her onto the bed.  She screamed, then ran out of the house, presumably sans luggage, and drove back to San Diego. Some really, truly horrible stuff that, if true, that Met-born doucher should pay for. But because there&#8217;s literally been no coverage of this case, anywhere, I remain cautious in terms of it going too far.</p>
<p>Much more Nails-like,  <a href="http://www.manhattanstyle.com/news/lenny-dykstra-sues-jp-morgan/" target="_blank">Manhattan Style</a> reported Thursday that The Dyke is suing JP Morgan for <em>100 million dollars</em> for predatory lending. 100 million dollars.  You see, when he bought his 17.5 million dollar <a href="http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2009/0422/mlb_pp_gretzky_576.jpg" target="_blank">mansion</a>, JP apparently promised him full financing. But that&#8217;s not what happened, according to Lenny.</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8230;(Lenny) feels that he was duped by Washington Mutual, now owned by JP Morgan, into buying the home because he was promised 100% financing. At the last minute he claims the bank reneged and would only lend him 12.5 million, and he was forced to find secondary financing on the property. The inability to pay the interest on the two loans, coupled with the housing crisis forced Dykstra into a spiral of selling his remaining assets, most notably his interest in his car washes.</p></blockquote>
<p>And as the article goes on to question, why the FUCK did he buy a 17.5 million dollar house on a claimed 1.2 million/year salary? Did he really love Wayne Gretzky <em>that </em>much? It was The Great One that <a href="http://realestalker.blogspot.com/2007/09/from-wayne-gretzky-to-lenny-dykstra.html" target="_blank">unloaded</a> his Sherwood CC home on him over 2 years ago.</p>
<p>So, does the suit come in response to the sexual assault allegations, to (successfully) change focus? Does he want the extra money to pay bail, pay for lawyers, or settle with Jacqueline Massaro out-of-court? Or is it just a culminating suit to shit on the financial &#8216;guru&#8217; that trusted him enough to give him a daily spot in his online newspaper, Jim Cramer?  Well, we only know one thing, and we&#8217;ve known it for awhile: Lenny Dykstra is screwed.</p>
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		<title>Prepare for Charlie Manuel Bat Day and Sarge Matthews Hat Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 03:39:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>meech.one</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This afternoon in Clearwater, the Phillies announced some brand spanking new promotional items to handout to ticket holders for various games throughout the course of the 2010 season.  I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ve seen most of them, like the 2009 NL Champs Pennant (April 12), the 2009 Champs shirt (April 14), Shane&#8217;s foam finger (June 6), [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This afternoon in Clearwater, the Phillies announced some brand spanking new promotional items to handout to ticket holders for various games throughout the course of the 2010 season.  I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ve seen most of them, like the 2009 NL Champs Pennant (April 12), the 2009 Champs shirt (April 14), Shane&#8217;s foam finger (June 6), and that sweet ass Roy Halladay bobble (May 18).  But now they&#8217;ve added more to their free shit arsenal, and I figured we might as well check &#8216;em out.</p>
<p>The highlight of the bunch is a game against the Braves on Tuesday, July 6th where children 14 &#038; under get an official 30&#8243; Louisville Slugger wood bat featuring Charlie Manuel&#8217;s name and signature, and PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES screen printed on the label.</p>
<p>I was under the impression that they stopped giving these away at games in fear of people getting beat to death with blunt wooden objects, but I guess they&#8217;re trying to counteract that by giving them to kids only.  Either way, it&#8217;s BADASS:</p>
<p><center><img src="http://www.thefightins.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Charlie-Manuel-Bat-Day.png"></center></p>
<p>Close-up:</p>
<p><center><img src="http://www.thefightins.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/ManuelBat.jpg"</center></p>
<p>So make sure to rent-a-kid for that game if you want a bat.  At least school&#8217;s out.</p>
<p>After the jump, check out another giveaway.  This one possibly being inspired by The Fightins&#8230;</p>
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<p>No, it&#8217;s not a talking Shane Victorino doll that says &#8220;no questions asked&#8221; when you pull a string, but it&#8217;s close.  On Father&#8217;s Day, June 20th, the Phillies are once again giving away their customary hat for dad, except this time it&#8217;s actually being promoted as a Sarge cap.  Now I wonder if any particular site out there was a huge proponent in making Sarge&#8217;s hat the coolest fashion accessory in baseball?  Perhaps&#8230; THE FIGHTINS?  </p>
<p>Check it:</p>
<p><center><img src="http://www.thefightins.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Sargegiveaway.png"></center></p>
<p>And here he is modeling the cap in the booth this afternoon:</p>
<p><center><img src="http://www.thefightins.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Sargemodel.png"></center></p>
<p>With the signature inside the brim:</p>
<p><center><img src="http://www.thefightins.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Sargesig.png"></center></p>
<p>There&#8217;s also the Chase Utley action figure (July 25) and the Chooch bobble (August 24), although pictures of those have yet to be released.  But rest assured, as soon as they are, we&#8217;ll have &#8216;em for you.</p>
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		<title>Domonic Brown deposits a Justin Verlander pitch onto Route 19</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 17:34:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>meech.one</dc:creator>
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It didn&#8217;t take youngster Domonic Brown all that long to get accustomed to major league pitching.  
In just his 11th &#8212; and what would wind up being his last &#8212; Grapefruit League game in &#8216;10, Domonic Brown had the unenviable task of going up against perennial Cy Young contender for the Detroit Tigers, Justin Verlander.
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<p>It didn&#8217;t take youngster Domonic Brown all that long to get accustomed to major league pitching.  </p>
<p>In just his 11th &#8212; and what would wind up being his last &#8212; Grapefruit League game in &#8216;10, Domonic Brown had the unenviable task of going up against perennial Cy Young contender for the Detroit Tigers, Justin Verlander.</p>
<p>In his first AB vs. the hard throwing righty, Dom got in a quick hole but stayed in there fouling pitches off until he finally worked the count full by laying off a pitch that was just a millimeter low and inside.  On the very next pitch, the kid caught up to a fastball middle-in and fucking WALLOPED it out of Bright House Field on into oncoming traffic on RTE 19.</p>
<p>It was a picturesque blast (that I tried to capture above, with his Strawberry-like swing and follow through) that made just about every Phillies fan in the world a little less worried that their team might be on the verge of losing Jayson Werth after this season.</p>
<p>Of course, I knew what kind of player Dom was cause I can spot raw talent a mile away, but at least the rest of you late comers got a glimpse of The Future®.  If you&#8217;d like to watch the officially licensed MLB video of his two homer, 4 RBI day, click <a href="http://philadelphia.phillies.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=7196483" target="_blank">HERE</a>.  If you&#8217;d like to watch Dom talk, followed by Ryan Howard &amp; Charlie Manuel practically salivating over the kid, click <a href="http://philadelphia.phillies.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=7196671" target="_blank">HERE</a>.</p>
<p>See you in September (if not sooner), Domonic.</p>
<p>Oh yeah, and next time &#8212; <a href="http://twitpic.com/194ipu" target="_blank">spell his fucking name right</a>.  Thanks.</p>
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		<title>Top Play Honorable Mention: Ryan Howard Goes Boom</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 01:39:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>meech.one</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There were obviously more that 15 great moments for the Phillies last year.  However, for that sake of making our list divisible by 5 (a must if you want your list to be taken seriously) while at the same time keeping it short enough so the bottom of it is still memorable, we&#8217;ve left off [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There were obviously more that 15 great moments for the Phillies last year.  However, for that sake of making our list divisible by 5 (a <em>must</em> if you want your list to be taken seriously) while at the same time keeping it short enough so the bottom of it is still memorable, we&#8217;ve left off a few of our favorites.  And this next one certainly qualifies as one of *my* favorite moments of 2009.</p>
<p>On May 30th of last year, the Phillies were taking on the Washington Nationals at Citizens Bank Park in the second of a three-game set.  I remember how nice it was that day, so my buddies &#038; I headed down to the sports complex sometime in the late afternoon and got intoxicated in the parking lot in preparation of Shairon Martis getting LIT UP by our Fightin&#8217; Phils.  And get lit up <del datetime="2010-03-17T01:51:42+00:00">we</del> he did. </p>
<p>After the Phils fell behind 3-0 in the top of the 2nd inning on the strength of a Wil Nieves 2-run double and Anderson Hernandez RBI single, power hitter extraordinaire Ryan Howard hit a solo shot in the bottom half the inning to trim the lead to 3-1. An inning later, in the bottom of the 3rd, Chooch walked followed by a Cole Hamels sacrifice and Rollins RBI single to make it a 1-run game.  Then Victorino drew a walk, and with runners on 1st and 2nd, Chase Utley reached base on an infield single to load the bases.  </p>
<p>So up steps Ryan Howard looking to add to his day&#8217;s RBI total.  Martis, obviously still shaken up from the last time he faced Howard, threw a garbage first pitch changeup that landed in the dirt and made it a 1-0 count.  At this point, it was quite obvious that Big Brown wasn&#8217;t gonna see a fastball for the rest of the at-bat, so he sat back and patiently waited for him to leave that shitty change up in the zone.</p>
<p>Turns out he didn&#8217;t have to wait long, because on the very next pitch&#8230;</p>
<p><center><font size="3">BOOMSHAKALAKA!</FONT></center></p>
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<p>HOLY SHIT RYAN HOWARD JUST KILLED A BASEBALL.</p>
<p>A 476 foot murdering of a baseball, to be exact.</p>
<p>I still remember the shit-eating grin on my face as they guy who caught the grand slam above the Powerade sign in Section 303 was escorted out of his seat to get the ball validated or whatever the hell they do with the people who catch home run balls.  But I knew at that moment I had just witnessed the most powerful human being in baseball put all 250 lbs. of his behind a swing and absolutely CRUSH a baseball the way no one else can.  And let me tell you, it was pretty fucking impressive.</p>
<p>The Phillies cruised from there, winning the game 9-6. But if you ask anybody that was at The Bank that day, they&#8217;ll tell you the game ended on a 1-0 pitch to Ryan Howard with 1 out in the 3rd inning.</p>
<p><3 you, Ryan.</p>
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		<title>Buster Olney: Just Doing His Job?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 13:02:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dash Treyhorn</dc:creator>
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Albert Pujols is not coming to Philadelphia. Got it? Good.
Despite reports from ESPN&#8217;s Buster Olney that the Philadelphia Phillies had “internal discussions” about trading Ryan Howard for the St. Louis Cardinal&#8217;s first baseman, the reality of it actually happening lies somewhere between “in your dreams” and the third act from “The Matrix.”
But most of us [...]]]></description>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Albert Pujols is not coming to Philadelphia. Got it? Good.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Despite <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4994845">reports from ESPN&#8217;s Buster Olney</a> that the Philadelphia Phillies had “internal discussions” about trading Ryan Howard for the St. Louis Cardinal&#8217;s first baseman, the reality of it actually happening lies somewhere between “in your dreams” and the third act from “The Matrix.”</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">But most of us are smart enough to know that. While the idea of adding Pujols to an already talented lineup is admittedly exciting, it would take nothing short of a miracle to convince John Mozeliak to jettison the game&#8217;s best position player at the risk of burying the franchise while single handily ostracizing a fan base.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">However, these rumors tend to have a mind of their own, and once the internet caught wind, there was no stopping the tidal wave of speculation and misinformed logic that drew criticism from fans, players, and managers.</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Tony LaRussa called the story “abusive.” Ruben Amaro, Jr. called it “ridiculous” and “unfair to Ryan [Howard].” Others dismissed it as nothing more than another instance of poor reporting and fact-checking.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Whatever the case, this has erupted a mini-firestorm among the sports blogging community (or more succinctly, just his column) about whether or not these types of rumors even deserve the bandwidth they consume.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">To be fair to Olney, he made it very clear that the discussions were nothing more than fodder among the Phillies front office. For all we know, his source was the assistant to the traveling secretary who was chatting him up about how great it would be to add Pujols to the team, and it&#8217;s likely that Amaro wasn&#8217;t near the discussion. However, it&#8217;s not uncommon for this sort of internal discourse to occur every year. A lot of ideas are tossed around, and more often than not it doesn&#8217;t go anywhere, but on the rarest of occasions, it ends with Roy Halladay wearing red pinstripes.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">But the issue isn&#8217;t whether or not Pujols would be a fit in Philadelphia, but rather, where do sports writers draw the line when reporting on rumors and speculation? Is there even a line? When you have an organizational source, what stops one from reporting on what he knows to be true, even in an instance such as this, when the basic notion of it is laughable?</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Olney likely knows that this is just harmless and insignificant banter among a few front office executives, and that a trade of this magnitude is out of the question, but should that stop him, or other writers, from writing about it? After all, much of what a baseball writer does in the off season is speculate. Speculate about trades, about signings, and et cetera. I&#8217;ve done it, as have most others. Every June, this machine starts up and goes full bore until the trade deadline. There are websites built around this notion. It&#8217;s practically why Twitter was invented.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">And as Phillie fans are well aware, one of the biggest stories in franchise history began as nothing more than a hunch, remember? Last December, Ken Rosenthal wrote a column detailing how Cliff Lee could be traded for Roy Halladay. At first, the idea was laughable. <a href="http://crashburnalley.com/2009/12/12/trade-proposal-fail/">It was lampooned across the board</a>. No one took it seriously. But in the end, Rosenthal was right. Despite having only referred to a &#8220;hunch&#8221; in his article, he was dead-on. It was a franchise-defining trade and one of the biggest stories of the off season, and Rosenthal&#8217;s article was nothing but speculation.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">But when does the speculation become potentially harmful, both to the reputation of a writer and to the team and players involved? Can it? Neither Howard or Pujols were affected by the story, but that certainly doesn&#8217;t mean that others haven&#8217;t, or won&#8217;t. And it certainly begs the question of how much fact checking and due diligence is expected for any story, rumor or otherwise.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">My question to you, readers, is this: Is Olney doing his job in reporting on this, or is he merely fanning the flames before there is even a fire? Where do sports writers draw the line in determining whether a story is worth reporting?</p>
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		<title>Topps confuses Roy Halladay for Steve Carlton</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 12:08:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>meech.one</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you thought the botched photoshop job on the 2010 Topps Cliff Lee card was bad, wait until you get a load of their interpretation of Roy Halladay in a Phillies uni.  It&#8217;s a doozy:

Now as far as I&#8217;m concerned, Topps has the artistic freedom to make their Roy Halladay &#8217;shop as ugly as [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you thought the botched photoshop job on the <a href="http://www.thefightins.com/chris/mariners-honor-hk/" target="_blank">2010 Topps Cliff Lee card</a> was bad, wait until you get a load of their interpretation of Roy Halladay in a Phillies uni.  It&#8217;s a doozy:</p>
<p><center><img src="http://www.thefightins.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Halladay.JPG"></center></p>
<p>Now as far as I&#8217;m concerned, Topps has the artistic freedom to make their Roy Halladay &#8217;shop as ugly as they want &#8212; I&#8217;m not nit-picking that.  BUT they gave the man the retired #32 jersey number of Phillies legend Steve Carlton!  INEXCUSABLE!  You would think that Topps employs the sort of baseball-knowledgeable folks who would catch such an egregious error before it made its way to mass production, no?</p>
<p>For shame, Topps.  FOR SHAME.</p>
<p><center><em>(Thanks to Frank in Mayfair for the tip.  I owe you a roast pork sandwich from Frusco&#8217;s.)</em></center></p>
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		<title>Roy Halladay Buys A Mansion In Newtown Square</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 22:38:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fuckthemets</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fresh from Philly.com&#8217;s Insider Michael Klein, Phillies legend Roy Halladay has bought a 1.66 acre property in Newtown Square (I used to have orchestra practice there!), in the vicinity of Cole and Heidi&#8217;s year-old house on West Chester Pike. It&#8217;s believed to be worth $2,288,500, according to the Delaware County books.

Welcome to the area, Roy. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fresh from Philly.com&#8217;s Insider <a href="http://twitter.com/phillyinsider" target="_blank">Michael Klein</a>, Phillies legend Roy Halladay <a href="http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/the-insider/Roy_Halladay_is_a_homeowner_here.html" target="_blank">has bought a 1.66 acre property</a> in Newtown Square (I used to have orchestra practice there!), in the vicinity of Cole and Heidi&#8217;s year-old house on West Chester Pike. It&#8217;s believed to be worth $2,288,500, according to the Delaware County books.</p>
<p><center><img src="http://www.thefightins.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/roys-house-big.jpg"></center></p>
<p>Welcome to the area, Roy. We&#8217;ll be sure to stalk you.</p>
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		<title>The Weekly Beat-Off: Week 10</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 20:27:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tug Haines</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The purpose of this exclusive The Fightins dot com feature is to foster a rivalry between the Phillies beat writers by keeping a running tally of who scoops who on Twitter and turn it into a year-long dick joke. You can play along by reading their tweets in this convenient list.

The scores as of March [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>The purpose of this exclusive </em>The Fightins dot com<em> feature is to foster a rivalry between the Phillies beat writers by keeping a running tally of who scoops who on Twitter and turn it into a year-long dick joke. You can play along by reading their tweets in <a href="http://twitter.com/mistertug/phillies-weekly-beat-off" target="_blank"><strong>this convenient list</strong></a>.<br />
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<p>The scores as of March 15, 2010:</p>
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<td style="text-align: center;"><strong>Matt Gelb (<a href="http://twitter.com/magelb" target="_blank">@magelb</a>)</strong></td>
<td style="text-align: center;"><strong>37 points</strong></td>
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<td style="text-align: center;"><strong></strong><strong>Ryan Lawrence (<a href="http://twitter.com/ryanlawrence21" target="_blank">@ryanlawrence21</a>)</strong></td>
<td style="text-align: center;"><strong>29 points</strong></td>
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<td style="text-align: center;"><strong>Todd Zolecki (<a href="http://twitter.com/ToddZolecki" target="_blank">@ToddZolecki</a>)</strong></td>
<td style="text-align: center;"><strong>26 </strong><strong>points</strong></td>
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<td style="text-align: center;"><strong>Scott Lauber (<a href="http://twitter.com/ScottLauber" target="_blank">@ScottLauber</a>)</strong></td>
<td style="text-align: center;"><strong>21 points</strong></td>
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<td style="text-align: center;"><strong>David Murphy (<a href="http://twitter.com/HighCheese" target="_blank">@HighCheese</a>)</strong></td>
<td><strong>13 points</strong></td>
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<td style="text-align: center;"><strong></strong><strong>Jim Salisbury (<a href="http://twitter.com/JSalisburyCSN" target="_blank">@JSalisburyCSN</a>)</strong></td>
<td style="text-align: center;"><strong>13 points</strong></td>
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<td style="text-align: center;"><strong>John Finger (<a href="http://twitter.com/jrfinger" target="_blank">@jrfinger</a>)</strong></td>
<td style="text-align: center;"><strong>10.5 points</strong></td>
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<td style="text-align: center;"><strong></strong>Andy Martino (<a href="http://twitter.com/phillieszone" target="_blank">@phillieszone</a>)</td>
<td style="text-align: center;">7 points</td>
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<p><strong>Ryan Lawrence</strong> took the most points home this week, but the scores were definitely less lopsided than the previous two weeks, with all but one scoring at least a few. <strong>Scott Lauber </strong>made a nice push in his final week as a beat writer for the Phillies, breaking 20 points before pulling up stakes and heading to the <em>Boston Herald</em>.</p>
<p>And I&#8217;ve decided to give <strong>John Finger</strong> the very first &#8220;<strong>T</strong>his <strong>W</strong>eek&#8217;s <strong>A</strong>wesomest <strong>T</strong>weet&#8221; award, good for +5 and a free small fries at the Roy Rogers by Exit 17 on the Garden State Parkway:</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.thefightins.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Picture-35.png"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7685" src="http://www.thefightins.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Picture-35.png" alt="Picture 35" width="570" height="219" /></a><strong>Ryan Lawrence +11</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>Gillies robs Howard at BP, Werth&#8217;s 1st HR, Polanco on a tear, Fake lineup, Happ to start, Amaro on Mathieson, Thome arrival, Lidge actually not pitching Monday, KK&#8217;s line, Moyer shelled, Moyer&#8217;s line</em></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Matt Gelb +9</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>Lineup vs. ATL, Moyer pitched good, Bautista kills another Hamels pitch, Ransom &#8211; 2HR 2G 1 Day, Lineup vs. MIN, First cuts, Lidge pitching Monday, Doc allows 1st run, Polanco hurt(!)</em></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Todd Zolecki +8</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>Moyer still favored for 5th spot, Lidge still on radar for OD, Rainout!, Bowa to hospital, Bright House Field&#8217;s attendance record, Madson to close if Lidge unable, Lineup vs. BAL, Lineup vs. PIT</em></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>John Finger +6</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>Happ&#8217;s line, TWAT</em></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Scott Lauber +5</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>Lineup vs. TOR, Drabek starting, Amaro watching Lidge, Lineup vs. DET, Split squad</em></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>David Murphy +3</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>Phillies to face Drabek, Right knee strain for Polanco, NVM &#8211; Right knee SPRain for Polanco</em></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Jim Salisbury +2</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>Doc&#8217;s line, Drabek pitched good</em></p>
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