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Jul
10
2010
The newest Phillies fan trend: the double middle finger
Posted by at 11:58 pm ET 28 Comments

He only got one on screen, but it still counts! That’s our second double middle finger in under a week. I hope the players start doing it as a celebration soon.

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28 Responses to “The newest Phillies fan trend: the double middle finger”

  1. TonyIsDynamic says:

    T-th-th-that looks like…a kid! A kid under 12!

    ALERT THE MEDIA!

  2. Jon says:

    First Cornholio, now this! Something something Philly fans…something something…ahh fuck it.

  3. Lynniemac says:

    Jon, batteries…Philly fans…heathens…vomiting…boo…Tasers…Santa Claus…anarchy!

  4. Fargle Bargle says:

    wheres the boob lady???

  5. Jon says:

    Lynnie, thank you! I’ll admit to phoning it in, but thanks for picking up the slack.

  6. OMG! It’s so beautiful. A complete double middle finger. What does this mean?

  7. Max says:

    So, if the double-middle finger signified how we as Phillies fans felt after the 11-inning loss, then what’s the opposite of that? Because I’m pretty sure that’s how we feel now. Or is it the same thing?

  8. Lynniemac says:

    Jon, it’s like Philly fan MadLibs.

  9. Jason R. says:

    I sincerely believe this kid is going for the optical illusion nose pick. Also, I blame this on Jayson Werth’s profanity laden tirade.

  10. Jordan M says:

    espn will love this

  11. Pasadena_Phan says:

    Nah, it’s just the middle finger in ‘stereo’ … I do that all the time.
    Sometimes ‘mono’ middle finger doesn’t deliver enough “fuck you” when you need it.

  12. muscles says:

    i think thats justin beeyeber

  13. Uncle Charlie's hands says:

    no i just think he is scratching his hair. i bet he points things out with that finger too, picks his nose, poke stuff, spooning, etc.

  14. Mark says:

    “Can you here this, Phillies fans at home? Because I’m playing it as loud as I can.”

  15. J says:

    Dom Brown on ESPN 2 <3

  16. Amanda's Vajayjay says:

    I don’t care how old that kid is he’s got quite a good sized finger.

    Come over here boy I got an itch that needs scratchin.

  17. Nino Espinosa says:

    Seriously? A little kid flipping off Ryan Howard? I know things are a bit shaky this year, but seriously? What a jackass little kid.

  18. Peacock says:

    I pulled out the dmf’s for Travis Wood when he gave up his first hit on Saturday. No one perfecto’s the Fightins. I just didn’t make it on TV.

  19. Phan Stuck in nyc says:

    My my, the ravages of modern day sports in America.
    Hear me now brethren, this is a direct result of all the four-letter words our dear Phillies team throws around these days. Witness as examples: Chase’s ‘WFC’ speech; Shane’s “F’in showed them!’ welcome back to the dugout shout to Werth after a homer; and the aforementioned Mr. Werth’s angry use of the f-word TWICE in front of an 8 yr old directly at his (douche) of green-shirt-wearing dad who was only saving the life of his dearest angel from a foul ball.
    Everyone knows these little boys were utterly innocent prior to this. They learned only reading, writing, and arithmetic in school. They’d never heard these words or had any idea what these fingers meant until these Phillies brought their garbage can of knowledge to the future of America!
    What should we do, I ask you. What SHOULD we do?

  20. will.H says:

    nino, he’s likely not flipping off Ryan, but the camera. Most people who sit in that vicinity know the camera is always on them when the left handed batter is in the box. He’s flipping off the camera from what i can see. Little boys like to be rascals. Didn’t we see a kid do something this on fox a few months back.. during the snow maybe? rascals..

  21. Dubee Dubee Du says:

    They say that there can be no more tasing in CBP.

    Since then the inmates have taken over the asylum.

    Double middies flashing like George Michaels in a public restroom.

    Reach ins and arounds with such frequency, you’ld think it was a party at Amanda’s

    Father’s acting with blatant disregard for the innocent ears of their offspring.

    “What can be done?” They ask.

    One word…………………………………………………………………………CANING!

    The Phanatics Cane Zone- each particular offense warrants x-number of swipes.

    They can even have bareass races around the warning track while being chased and caned.

    Sort of like an S&M version of the sausage race, well I guess it would still be a sausage race of sorts.

  22. Phan Stuck in nyc says:

    Oh D3 – Brillance. I think it should be done after each game. We can add into the mix anyone interfering with balls hit by Phillies players will be thrown onto the floor of CBP (like the Colliseum of ancient Rome). We could have various “punishments”, with the fans, and more importantly the players voting via the thumbs up & down method. Or we could just keep it to voting on the number of cane whacks.

  23. Lynniemac says:

    I advocate bringing back stoning for those “phans” interfering with balls hit or catchable by Phillies players. Or instead of using stones, they could use baseballs and then it would be called “baseballing”.

  24. will.H says:

    really, fans need to realize their role and flat out stop it. You are not part of the game, brahs. Your chance left town a long time ago when both of your parents combined 23 chromosomes a piece to make your sack of shit body with little to no talent. Let the boys in pinstripes decide the game.

  25. Phan Stuck in nyc says:

    Lynnie: Thank you for your very creative suggestion. D3, I put forward the motion for you to please add “baseballing” to the list of punishments to be considered during voting. We could also try wet towel snapping, suffocation by pies in the face, and verbal abuse from the players?

  26. Dubee Dubee Du says:

    All excellent suggestions, in fact Amandah already volunteered for the pie suffocation.

    The committee to take back our park will take all into consideration.

  27. Phan Stuck in nyc says:

    Ooops, sorry Amandah! I missed that.

  28. NicciG says:

    are you sure that’s a HE?

    it kinda looks like a chick

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