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Nov
03
2009
‘The Guy’s Already Given You Blood’
Posted by dmac at 11:26 am ET 20 Comments

Is there anything better about a local team going to the World Series than local news guys interviewing fans in a bar before and after the game? Absolutely not. Last night on Comcast SportsNet, Art Fennell had my favorite interview, first interviewing a guy about his lucky Phillies shirt (”Hey, keep wearing that shirt and your lucky hat”), following that up with a borderline-nonsensical statement (”You don’t often get an encore performance in a sports bar”) and finishing up with a weird comment about Cliff Lee (”He’s already given you blood”) that elicits the only possible response (”More blood!”). The “More blood!” guy was our expert of the night, because he knew the game would be up to Cliff Lee and Chase Utley or whatever. There was also a dude in the background twirling a rally towel and somebody chanting, “Two more wins!”

The way I see it, interviewing fans postgame is about the silliest, most pointless part of any station’s coverage, so it might as well be done as a sort of surrealist theater, where people use empty phrases to cheer on the Phillies. Good job, Comcast SportsNet and Art Fennell. You’ve elevated sports bar interviews to an art form.

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20 Comments on “‘The Guy’s Already Given You Blood’”

  1. meech.one Says:

    dmac straight KILLING it this morning. I’m still recovering from last night, what a fucking game.

  2. dmac Says:

    I also liked how Fennell said, “We haven’t edited this!” It’d be awesome if they had on a fan pretending he had predicted Cliff Lee and Cole Hamels would be important to Game 5.

  3. Dutch Daulton's Brain Says:

    CSN have been picking the weakest bars to go to for WS games.

  4. Clare Says:

    Never in my life did I ever expect to see the phrase “surrealist theater” on The Fightins. Way to go, McQuade.

  5. dlhunter Says:

    I most appreciated the man in clown makeup sitting the corner, slamming his head on the table and sporadically yelling “Godot!” and then drinking pea soup with a straw.

  6. James Fayleez Says:

    @DD’s brain

    Agreed. The 3 Monkees? That jukebox is busted and the owners play either jazz or Springsteen.

    Weak.

  7. bigmyc Says:

    Strange how buoyed I feel in light of last night’s Phillies Phueled debauchery. I mean, at one point, I exclaimed to the barmaid, “Gimme the handcuffs!” Irish Handcuffs that is….anyone familiar?

    No?

    Well, it’s a pint of beer in one hand and a whiskey in the other.

    She obliged a few times yet here I stand today…must be the adrenaline.

    Go, Fightin’s.

  8. dmac Says:

    Is Three Monkees the one across from the Torresdale train station? Maybe SportsNet is forced to take SEPTA due to cutbacks and wanted to have access to a Regional Rail stop just in case of a “surprise strike.”

  9. Brandon Says:

    I can’t help but think of Devito in its alway sunny quoting rambo.

    “They drew first blood!”

  10. mw Says:

    I love the guy’s reaction to the awkward “lucky hat” comment.. just looking at the camera and backing away confusedly

  11. Muscles Says:

    MORE BLOOD!

  12. mw Says:

    Nostradamus wears a Trent Cole home alternate.

  13. The Animal Says:

    @DMac- yeah that’s the place. Not a bad spot for an NE bar

  14. James Fayleez Says:

    @Animal and D-Mac

    It wouldn’t be a bad place if the owners would allow the patrons to choose the music they want to listen to. Every time I go in there, the jukebox is “broken.”

  15. stinkbug Says:

    i threw up twice during the ninth inning

  16. TC Says:

    Post Game Live from Knights (Fights?) Tavern on Wednesday night… in the GREAT Northeast!

  17. Watrick Says:

    I’ve been to Barnaby’s in Havertown before, and I can say, Arthur Fennell was standing in the most annoying sport to be standing. Well, that is when there’s people there. That place looked like it emptied out quick.

  18. will.H Says:

    i was thinking the same thing last night:

    woah, this guy really went out on a limb. cliff lee is the key to game 5. wheeler jr?

  19. Dary's Mole Says:

    They should do post/pre game live at Morrell Tavern. You always come out smelling like roses after a night of drinking in that bar

  20. James Fayleez Says:

    I lived in the Northeast my whole life and I’ve only been in the Morrell once…..for like 5 minutes. didn’t they have a strippeer pole in the middle of the bar?

    “Coming to you live from BEEFSEEKERS, it’s Art Fennell, yelling at you like Steven A.!!!”

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