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Somebody tase this puppet
Posted by at 10:04 pm ET 25 Comments

Apparently, the Cubs are so bad the team needs to get puppets to fill out the Wrigley seats. If the Phillies keep playing like they have in this series, however, CBP will be 100 percent puppets by September.

It’s awful nice of that woman to hold the binoculars for the puppet, of course. Incidentally, Jon Miller thought this puppet looked like Ernie (he meant Bert, I guess). This puppet is actually closer to Snuffleupagus.

25 Responses to “Somebody tase this puppet”

  1. Is that her Special Olympics medal around that puppet’s neck?

  2. Vote Polanco says:

    Husband is thinking why the fuck did I marry this crazy bitch?

  3. ScottRuffcorn says:

    Anybody remember back in the day when we could score 10 runs in one game?

  4. Andy Reid says:

    How about tasing the ol’ lady holding the puppet. She’s outta line and everyone here knows it…

  5. olo567 says:

    What a ho.

  6. Matt Beech says:

    Fuck that ridiculous bitch.

  7. Jay Ballz says:

    She’s kinda hot. I got a fraggle rock in my pants for her.

  8. Chase Utley's thumb says:

    I want to poke my eyes out with a spork…

    absolutely terrible game, absolutely terrible series.

    The offense only starts to come alive when the game is no longer in fucking doubt, with THREE FUCKING HOMERS!!!

    Why couldn’t those homers have come earlier, when they may have actually meant something?

    It’s like padding out your fucking stats just so you get to look good, despite the fact that your team still lost by a fucking sizable margin.

    And tomorrow we have the fucking Cardinals again, oh joy :(

  9. Greenman! says:

    Andy Reid! what brings you to the fightins? Should the Phils be hitting more solo homeruns?

  10. Jim Tracy says:


  11. Adam Eaton says:

    @Greenman! Andy was here looking for a new Air Guitarist in 2010 since McNabb has taken his services to D.C.

  12. Brandon says:

    A tv sitcom with those 2 old farts and retarded puppet would be better than watching this shitty excuse of baseball right now.

  13. TonyIsDynamic says:

    ………….Does anyone else think the old guy on the left is Bud Selig in 10 years?

  14. Statler and Waldorf says:

    Statler: Disgusting.
    Waldorf: And so is that excuse for a puppet.

  15. Swift says:

    @TonyIsDynamic, that’s Bud Zelig now. The grit they use to dry puddles in the infield, that’s Zelig in ten years.

  16. Brandon says:

    @TonyIsDynamic, I think its his younger brother

  17. Greenman! says:

    So we get Carpenter, Hawksworth and Jewy Garcia in this next series for sure. woohoo!

  18. PhillyPhanInChi says:

    Just got home from the game now. Have to say that I think I officially checked out emotionally from the season when Chooch bounced that ball to second allowing the runner at 3rd to score. I was stark raving mad and scaring children around me when Werth was just late at home ( I thought he was out by a mile, but replay proved otherwise).

    The only joy I took from the game was Roy’s reaction when he gave up the first 2 run HR to Soto. It was a no doubter the second it left his bat and he started walking immediately to the home plate ump. Now I don’t know what was said, but I’m guessing it had a lot to do with him wanting to know where the ball was so he wouldn’t do give the same thing up to Soto again. He sauntered back to the mound and used the rosin as a stress ball and pounded the thing to the ground.

    I don’t know if it’s my years of watching McNabb smile after killing a family of worms or watching Werth or Burrell walk back to the dugout after taking 2 fastballs down the middle and swinging at slider away, but watching Roy get pissed meant something to me.

    Other than that the game Fucking sucked. I’m glad I skeeved my tickets off some dude that needed the money cause I’d have pissed as hell if I paid anything close to face for that garbage.

  19. thomass says:

    isnt that Laetherfaces mom?

  20. Jaysons balls says:

    hairy arms? I really think it’s a dude

  21. James Fayleez says:

    Imagine this lady has a hot daughter and you have to sit there and talk to a fucking puppet before you can take the girl out for some chicken and sex?

  22. GregMikeS says:

    I saws dis on the game last nite and i KNEEWWWWW it wuz goings to b on the Fightin (dot) com! LOLLZZZ

  23. Amandah says:

    I feel for the puppet. It’s never comfortable when someone sticks there fist and arm up your ass. (You hear me, Eude Brito?)

    It also sucks when your stuck sitting in between two old farts at a ballgame on a warm night in Chicago. I betcha the old man stood up and had wicked ‘batwings’ stretching from his outer balls to his inner thighs.



  24. Chase Utley's thumb says:

    I think that stupid old lady and the puppet were trying to take another jab at the struggling Phillies for fucking “binoculargate”

    but I guess it’s easy to kick somebody when their already down, right? :(

  25. MoyerIsMyHero says:

    I’m pretty sure that’s Snuffleupagus’ dick.

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