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This needs to be finished.
Posted by Chris at 10:47 pm ET 36 Comments

So I guess this is a new commercial that PHL17 will soon be running…once they finish it. You see a bunch of Phillies fans frozen in carbonite most of the time with small clips of stills with poorly written text of “animate me”. Now, I know a lot of you can do good video editing, so I need people to animate the blanks spaces. Best one gets a cookie.

(H/T to the one and only 700 Level)

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36 Responses to “This needs to be finished.”

  1. Watrick says:

    Laziest post in advertising.

  2. Chris says:

    Not gonna lie, it kind of terrifies me.

  3. Lynniemac says:

    I am very creeped out by that commercial. And I’m not entirely sure why.

  4. Ron Hipple says:

    I would finger the 2 chicks

  5. Old Pee Stained Urinal at the Vet says:

    10 bucks says only two out of the however many people in that commercial can’t name any of the obscure players on the 1999 Phils. The guy in the Pete Rose jersey doesn’t count

  6. Old Pee Stained Urinal at the Vet says:

    can*. two out of the however many people CAN name some obscure Phils from the 1999 Phils

    Hooray grammar

  7. I love PHL17…they have the only games I can watch because I can’t afford cable.

  8. SquirrelBoy says:

    You mean besides Lieberthal, Shilling, Rolen, Glanville, Byrd, Wolf, Abreu?

    I was 10, gimme a break.

  9. Old Pee Stained Urinal at the Vet says:

    Yeah! Guys like Rico Brogna, Desi Relaford, Kevin Jordan, Ron Gant, etc etc. Those were the days

    I was seven, oh the 90s!

  10. Colleen Wolfe's Newly Bleached Asshole says:

    Ahhh….I feel so clean and refreshed. Goodbye brown coloring!

  11. Wendell Magee Jr. says:

    Ron Gant: 321 career home runs, 1008 career RBIs, 2 Pennants, 2 All-Star Appearances, and being one of the most feared hitters of the entire decade of the 90′s. Definitely a very obscure player, SquirrelBoy, you fucking nailed it.

    I’ll go back to pounding Ricky Ledee in the ass now.

  12. Wendell Magee Jr. says:

    And I was fucking him so hard I made fun of the wrong person. Fuck Old Pee stain, too.

  13. Joe D says:

    I think they should have a brawl in the background of the bar with a bunch of jerkoffs wearing ill shirts. Then it’s ready for production.

  14. Philly fan stuck in DC says:

    Don’t forget Carlton Loewer! He’s the next great thing!

  15. Joe D says:

    Don’t forget Mike Grace and his cute high pants!

  16. Joe D says:

    with liberty bell socks!

  17. Joe D says:

    And I’ve got the line TBD at the end. It should be “Be sure to put the TV on mute and listen to the radio broadcast because the moment will be captured much better there.”

  18. Philly fan stuck in DC says:

    Yes Joe D. It’s especially nice when the Phils are playing the natinals, and I can listen to Scotty and LA instead of Bob Carpenter and Fuckface Santangelo. Those two clowns actually make me miss T-Mac and Wheels.

    Did I just say that?

  19. Saint says:

    Since when did Phillies fans become a bunch of hipsters and chicks with creepy eyes (who can apparently be at the bar and on her couch at the same time)?

  20. CptnSpldng says:

    Saint, she has the gift of bi-location.

    And all the hipsters have a thing for bi chicks.

  21. bigmyc says:

    Saint, consult FanSince09 for the answers that you seek.

  22. Mick Billmeyer says:

    That is just plain creepy. No wonder other fans hate us.

  23. BigMiles says:

    Can I insert Matt Beech into the random 90s player conversation? Also, if you want to go really random, anyone remember Tony Barron? If you don’t, look at any list of the top 25-50 catches in MLB history and you’ll find him.

  24. Old Pee Stained Urinal at the Vet says:

    Don’t hate on Andrew McCutchen Lance. Dude should be the Pirates’ representative in the All-Star Game this year.

    And the key word in my previous post was obscure, Big Gay Wendell. Ron Gant was definitely one of the most feared hitters in the 90′s, but he played one year with the Phils.

  25. Old Pee Stained Urinal at the Vet says:

    Also, can anybody tell me why the fuck management decided to send John Mayberry Jr. back down to AAA and keep Michael Martinez on the big league roster? Shit makes no sense whatsoever

  26. Heeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy says:

    Heeeeyyyy Lance, it was nice to meet you at 12th air command last night.
    Thanks for tipping me to this site “for cute boys” but it seems to be a phillies site and your language on here is a bit… questionable.
    anyway, text me!

    <3 darrel

  27. Coca-Cola Park says:

    Any phillies fans gonna be at the game tonight?

  28. Coca-Cola Park says:

    Old pee stain,
    I’m very disappointed by that. Mayberry was A nice fill-in in center for Vic. And I was looking forward to his bat coming around. Bummer.

  29. Ron Gant hit more thant 300 Home Runs?!?!?!?! Wow, hard to believe.

  30. Oppo Boppo! says:

    Pee Stain,

    I agree they should have kept Mayberry up with the big club but since Michael Martinez is a Rule 5 draft pick, they would have to offer him back to the team they picked him up from before sending him down to AAA. It’s the same reason why they never sent Herndon down last year.

    Oppo Boppo!

  31. INeedABeer says:

    God forbid we lose Michael Martinez after offering him back to the nationals. That would be utterly tragic.

  32. That Guy says:

    Bigmyc is that you commenting to yourself again? how many alter egos do you have?

  33. Cricket says:

    @Pee stain- I guess they need an extra backup infielder to backup Valdez

  34. the guy who writes the bad puns for halladay and lee games says:

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