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Jul
11
2009
The Mets just got even funnier…
Posted by Chris at 7:36 am ET 19 Comments

StupidFaceFrancoeur

By adding this douche, what with his multiple crappy batting stances and extremely stupid face. This is just the aquisition the Mets needed to put them over the top, look out NL East. LOLMets.

NL East W L PCT GB
PHI 46 38 .548 -
FLA 45 43 .511 3.0
ATL 42 44 .488 5.0
NYM 40 45 .471 6.5
WSH 25 60 .294 21.5
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19 Comments on “The Mets just got even funnier…”

  1. Tug Haines Says:

    Francoeur looks a little like someone I know. I’ll have to bust his balls about it, now that he’s a Met.

  2. Chris Says:

    God damnit…

  3. Eminencegirl Says:

    Awesome. More to love…errr I mean HATE. Ass monkeys.

  4. beelove Says:

    my cousin went to the same HS outside atlanta as francoeur, and despite two shitty seasons in a row, he was that city’s golden boy. they love their chipper, all right (he’s from georgia too), but francoeur was homegrown all the way … get your kleenex ready for this teary eyed farewell:
    http://www.ajc.com/braves/content/sports/braves/stories/2009/07/10/jeff_francoeur_trade_braves_mets.html

    if francoeur can’t cut it in his hometown, i can’t wait to see how 45,000 39,000 new yorkers handle ol’ frenchy.

    phillies all-star outfielders: 3
    mets-braves-marlins-nats all-star outfielders: 1*
    * – injured, will not play

    LOLNLEast

  5. Tug Haines Says:

    “If on-base percentage is so important, then why don’t they put it up on the scoreboard?”

    - Jeff Francoeur

  6. D. Whitmore Says:

    “Sucking each other off isn’t gay. Just ask Chipper.”

    - Jeff Francoeur

  7. Mand Says:

    “i can’t wait to get up in ny and play in front of sell out crowds every night.”

    haha francoeur made a funny!

  8. The Duke Says:

    What makes him so special is that he keeps both eyes on the ball ! Sarge raved about him in the opener!

  9. bigmyc Says:

    When will the Mets ever learn that they “just ain’t.”

  10. Lynniemac Says:

    “I never wanted it to happen this way. … You can imagine getting traded, but you never imagine getting traded to your biggest rival.”

    Really Frenchy? What, exactly, have the Mets won recently that makes them Atlanta’s BIGGEST rival?

  11. Larry Says:

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    Well they ARE currently battling for that coveted 3rd spot in the NL East.

  12. Chris Says:

    @Lynniemac The Braves HATE the Mets. I’m friends with the visitors side bat boy at CBP and he told me Cox asked him last year “why do you guys always lose to us when the Mets are winning?” I think Bobby Cox hates their lack of American players…

  13. Lynniemac Says:

    @Larry, excellent point. I hadn’t thought of that.

    @Chris, my head is exploding as I type this, but I think that makes me like the Braves just the teeniest, tiniest bit. Something about the enemy of my enemy is my friend or something. But then I think of Larry Wayne Jones, Jr. and his smarmy, Joker-esque smirk. Screw that. Die Braves scum and take your biggest rival Mets with you.

  14. Back 2 Front Special Says:

    he looks like Fire marshall bill!! let me show you something!!! Mets suck!

  15. boris badenov Says:

    Hey beelove, Chipper isn’t from GA. He grew up in Fla. and went to Bolles HS. Atlanta drafted him #1 overall in 1991 straight outta HS.

  16. boris badenov Says:

    I also appreciate how the Braves are up 4-0 over the Phils in the picture shown above. Hahaha.

  17. Chris Says:

    And I also appreciate how the Phils are 5 games up on the Braves in the standings.

  18. will.H Says:

    chris, crop the division lead and put it over the score.

    also, teams with losing records are an easy target, so theres not much else to say about atlanta other than, aww.

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