But of the beer variety. Some dickhead Cubs fan decided he would try to impede the gold glove center fielder from making the catch. In the end it didn’t work and he looked like a complete fool. Let’s take a look…
After getting doused with beer and still making the catch, Shane looks back to try to pinpoint the dick who threw the beer.
Oh look, there’s the dick looking rather drunk and fat after spilling that beer on Shane.
Here you see both RAUUUL and Chuckles pointing out the dick in the stands. Honestly if this happened in Philadelphia it would be tacked on right next to the “You threw snowballs at Santa” argument. But since it happened at the “Friendly Confines” all is well. I guarantee this gets less national attention than green lazer douche.
UPDATE: Here was the real dick who threw the beer, I was douped.
Meanwhile as reported in national media, a Phils fan actually threw the beer, which was filled with acid, and was thrown at a lady preganant with twins.
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although he is a dick, this is not who actually threw the beer, if you look in the top picture, its the guy with his arm over the wall, they eventually ejected the right guy
fuck the cubs
dick should be the guy in front with the white shirt on. T Mac said so haha
I WILL FUCK THAT GUY UP THE ASS AND HE’LL LIKE IT
upon me posting that, I did not see that T Mac already posted that, sorry man
At least one Cub fan is happy this happened, welcome to the club kid
Everyone in the one photo looks like they are eager and excited about their first semester on a college campus. Fake ID”s must be a proud Chi-town commodity.
/like Chi-town a lot besides this
//THERE IS A SEVEN YEAR OLD IN THE PHOTO
///Hold your liquor, asshat.
it was the kid in the white with the wrist band on. Who the fuck wears a wristband anyway?
@Fran
Fags.
if shane-o would’ve had the presence of mind to drop that ball, the umpires probably wouldn’t have let the runner on 3rd score.
if i was an umpire, i think i would send the runners back to 2nd and 3rd on principle.
Keepin it classy in Chicago.
I was at a friends house for this and he had WGN so i missed what our broadcasters said. But we tivo-ed (whatever its called) it and they grabbed the wrong guy. Did they end up getting the right douchebag?
Updated.
its the dbag with the glasses on his head next to the guy… the guy that threw the beer had a white tee on and sunglasses clipped on.. it looks like the guy took off the tshirt to try and throw em off
Obviously this was a Neanderthal from Philadelphia who cunningly dressed as a loyal Cubbies fan and tossed the beer on Victorino with the aim of diverting our attention away from the fact that Philadelphia fans eat babies and rape virgins during pregame tailgate parties.
/national media’d
Eject ‘em both. One for throwing a beer, the other for being ugly and fat.
/the only thing the first guy would’ve ever thrown away would have been a carrot
//fatty
There are more dicks in that picture than in a Chicago Gay Bar !!! I am surprised that the douche bag could afford the $6 beer in the first place.
If you listen closely to the audio from the above photo of Raul he says “May the Curse be Extended for another 100 Years”.
It was a Phillies fan who threw the beer. He was so drunk he thought he was throwing the beer at Santa.
No questions asked.
OMG But somebody got killed in our parking lot the other week!!! Philly is evil and Cubs fans are just lovable retards.
This will not even be mentioned on ESPN, by the way.
@Tard: Dude… you’re too much. LOL!
Update: Shane Victorino was giving props to the douchnozzle that threw the beer at him, saying it was a good toss, it just didn’t work out as well as he would’ve planned. Well done Shane. Well done.
The guys on postgame just echoed your sentiments exactly, meech.
Not Meech, Chris. Author checking FAIL.
The guy is wearing a mesh hat, thats a automatic fail.
Victorino was actually upset because he wanted to look up in time to drink the beer that was falling. He was only angry because it was wasted.
If this did happen in philly, they’d have a countdown of all phillies fans doing things. Number 1 being the santa incident. But since its in chicago, espn’s favorite city other than boston, it will be swept under the rug.
What a fuckin tool – what the fuck do you need an arm band on for ‘bro’?
White sunglasses, armband, tilted hat.
Douchechill
They actually showed it on Baseball Tonight and those savy ESPN guys were quick to point out how quickly the guy was removed and this type of thing isn’t tolorated in Chitown. You stay classless, Chicago!
As a gay Phillies fan I’d say I’d get with that guy and then spit in his face immediately post climax
What a waste of money
Shane should use that guy as a sparring dummy for the next Ultimate Fighting bout.
My favorite part is the guy in the third picture down, with the apparent chicago vest, point at the guy with that “you go man” look on his face
while watching the game last night with a bunch of people, we were saying that raul looked like he was going to go all ‘raul smash’ on them. like climb up the ivy and start cleat smashing people hahaha
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/11/2009/08/504x_raul-ibanez-beer-wrigley-thumb-660×562-10524.jpg
nicer pic
Wrigley Field is a nice park – the fans are so fucked up though, I mean the kind of fucked up like “we haven’t been decent since the 80s” fucked up.
@gregotto
You are exactly right. There are countless highschoolers drinking Ol’ Styyyle there, preparing for their pathetic lives at some shit dead end job in the midwest.
To everyone else, this is just another example of when you are on top like the phils, you always have a target on your back… Great catch Shane. That’s shoving your cock down the Cubs’ throats.
Where the hell can I score a vest like that d-bag in the third picture down? That is sweet looking.
And is it me, or does everyone in the crowd look like they could be on the short-bus?
victorino should have gone all ron artest on them
that’s alcohol abuse
@scrapple joe: i love that pic. It looks like a damn shampoo commercial for budweiser.
I thought I saw Shane licking his hat after the toss.
ESPN showed it in their highlights on the website.
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“Come on Wrigley, you’re better than that”
“You are.”
Phillies fans are just more creative. I mean, who carries around batteries? Looking forward to the sweep today.
I’m surprised Shane didn’t scale the wall and get that clown…he should have just pointed at the scoreboard!!
Its ok cubs will be here at some point, im sure someone already has the plan in order…
Shane, like everyone else, enjoys free beer.
1908… bitches.
19-fucking-08..
No Class, No Balls, No Ring.
Completely classless. Shane should file some assault charges. There’s no telling what brand of AIDs that douchebag backwashed into that beer.
Real classy, wasn’t this the town that does such father and son activities as beating up old men coching first? Or running on the field and throwing cork at Sammy Sosa (OK, that’s kind of funny, but still). Ozzie was right-that place is just a bar.
Whatever city that’s done in, it’s never cool. It looked liked they threw out the whole row, and I’m sure there were fans cheering them as they went up. You should watch Bartman when he was leaving the game, and see all the shit that was pelted at him. Real classy. I guess if Philly fans did more of that stuff, we’d be treated the same, right?
I refuse to condemn all Cubs fans for one or two idiots. Unfortunately the same courtesy wouldn’t be extended to Phillies fans if roles were reversed.
I smell a tshirt opportunity here.
We have made a wanted poster for that douche bag. Check it out over at our site.
Chris, you’re right, we shouldn’t. I’m just annoyed that they haven’t been pigeon holed like Philadelphia sports fans tend to. (By the way, have you ever seen a pigeon go through a hole?)
A sign I’d love to see in the bleachers during today’s game:
“ATTENTION CUBS FANS: It is customary to shower the WFCs with champagne”
How about Taylor going 5 for 5 with 2 doubles, a triple, and a homer. The cycle is overrated but that is noteworthy.
@chris
and taylors ninth inning game tying hr cleared the bullpens. anyone who has been the the LV stadium knows that shit just dont happen there
Adam Eaton was called up by the Rockies. Just so you know. We have some thoughts about that over here…conceding the WC race
I’d rather not hear the name Adam Eaton anymore.
According to ESPN and the cubs GM, The Cubs will be pressing charges on that fucker.
it’s so funny to see all the smiling faces…
you should put the picture of everyone in that bottom section getting kicked out of their seats..
wasted money for good seats = ULTIMATE FAIL!
oh wait, i guess Cubs seats arent worth much since they havent won shit for years…nevermind…i guess those seats were pretty much free..haa ha
The Cubs are a joke!!!!!! 63 friggin years without even sniffin the fall classic. I hope that ban the queer with the wristbands for life. He’d fit in well over at that trashy Chisox ballprk
Spilling a beer does not equal kicking someone to death in the parking lot.
But, two World Series Championships for a series does equal two World Series Championships.
Ergo, the Phillies are more of “a joke!!!!!!” than the Cubs.
For a franchise, not series, that is.
Hickey = Fail
Cue the “Price Is Right” horn.
@Hickey
What does that even mean? I mean, I know you’re trying to say something bad but I can’t even understand what it is.
a) Kicking someone to death is worse than spilling a beer on someone.
b) Both teams have just two World Series titles in their histories.
c) Since someone got kicked and beaten to death outside a recent Phillies game, the Phillies are more of “a joke!!!!!!” — in quotes because the comment before had used that term — than the Cubs.
Hopefully that helps your understanding of the situation.
I’m sure that the beer-tossing douchebag uses “= fail” in most everything he writes or says, though. So, theOtherJim, at least you have that going for you.
If you have to type a few paragraphs to explain your pathetic attempt at humor and insult, chances are it probably wasn’t funny/insulting in the first place. Come back when you have something a little less yawn-inducing, please.
Great work as always Chris, nice screens! I pray they release this guy’s name so we can ransack his facebook.
Hickey, no one celebrated the goons that beat up the guy in the parking lot. Why are you defending this kid who made a stupid decision? all the good cubs fans think this kid is an idiot. the fact that you had to write 5 redundant comments to explain your awkward point just goes to show that you’re not that bright.
@Moose They are close to identifying him and once they do you know he is in for it.
Let’s not forget Chicago’s golden hockey boy Patrick Kane.
Just imagine if these two events were to happen in Philadelphia in such a short period of time. Our great city would be condemned!
It is funny. All you Phillies fans are still the same low class pieces of trash. Just because one of them acted like one of you doesn’t raise your level on the food chain. You should welcome the idiot who acted like you into your club or cave. You still are the worst behaved fans on earth, next to any soccer fan or Oakland Raider or Pittsburgh Steeler fan. The one thing I admire is that we, yes we love our teams win or lose, preferrably win. We back our players win or lose if others mock them. We even take care of our own, hence the jail. So I say hail to the phillies…fuck the Cubs and lets repeat. Phillies win the pennant…Phillies win the pennant……take care HK.
That was the most confusing comment ever.
P.S. Tug is lurking for comment #100
So are you a phillies fan or hater? You lost me there.
I am a phillies fan. But I also know who we are.
michaeljack, what are you trying to say? we’re low class because someone from chicago threw a beer at shane? your line of thinking is confusing, please explain.
i hate when someone tries to sound smarter than they actually are. hickey, michael jack, i don’t care who you’re fans of (i don’t think you know either); you sound like dumbasses. stick to mono-syllabic words next time, or phrases with less than 5 words involved, and maybe everyone won’t laugh at you.