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Jul
29
2009
Poor J.A. Happ
Posted by Chris at 10:46 pm ET 23 Comments

Poor Happ

J.A. Happ did not want to be traded and he was pretty vocal about it over the last month, but tonight CSN let out this rather revealing quote.

I’m trying not to worry about it. But, I’m a single guy, live by myself. I have a lot of time to think about stuff. I try not to, but I’m human, so it crosses my mind. Once I’m here and trying to do my thing, I don’t think about it.

Thanks to Amaro he won’t have to worry about it but, Happ single? I guess either the old “Hey, I’m a big league pitcher” pick up line isn’t working or Happ just likes to play the field and hasn’t deemed any broad worthy of his faithfulness. J.A. keepin’ it crispy /Sarge’d

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23 Comments on “Poor J.A. Happ”

  1. meech.one Says:
    July 29th, 2009 at 10:48 pm

    Trade deadline ain’t over yet.

  2. CarlaKnows Says:
    July 29th, 2009 at 10:49 pm

    awww…maybe I’ll make a video for poor J.A. Happ!!!

  3. CarlaKnows Says:
    July 29th, 2009 at 10:50 pm

    I like that meech – let’s get halladay too – then we’d be indestructible!!

  4. Chris Says:
    July 29th, 2009 at 10:54 pm

    Amaro said he is done trading, ARE YOU CALLING HIM A LIAR?!?!?!

  5. His Dudeness Says:
    July 29th, 2009 at 10:57 pm

    Done trading??? What the hell, Ruben? How are you going to resign Brandon Duckworth if you’re done trading??

  6. How do you spell retard? Says:
    July 29th, 2009 at 11:03 pm

    @Carla

    It’s your duty as an American.

  7. Swift aka PhiPhan5648 Says:
    July 29th, 2009 at 11:05 pm

    The Phils are done trading.

  8. Matt Says:
    July 29th, 2009 at 11:05 pm

    That “26 Year Old Virgin” tag is brutal. I do love me some J.A.(Y) Happ though.

  9. CarlaKnows Says:
    July 29th, 2009 at 11:08 pm

    @spellretard

    Then I will get at it!! Thanks!

  10. Gonzo Says:
    July 29th, 2009 at 11:18 pm

    The Phils will pick up a utility guy after July 31st. Book it.

  11. Brandon Says:
    July 29th, 2009 at 11:23 pm

    Hey at least Happ isn’t carrying a dog in a backpack.

  12. phillygirl Says:
    July 29th, 2009 at 11:31 pm

    That quote’s been out for a week. Only just hearing it now?

  13. Gonzo Says:
    July 29th, 2009 at 11:59 pm

    Has he pulled that line on you, PhillyGirl?

  14. Gonzo Says:
    July 30th, 2009 at 12:02 am

    that was silly. nevermind.

  15. Spencer Says:
    July 30th, 2009 at 12:04 am

    We have as many players for the rotation as we do in the bullpen.

  16. mikerainey Says:
    July 30th, 2009 at 1:25 am

    Happ needs to get himself a pocket pussy. One that’s still in the packaging.

  17. Swift Says:
    July 30th, 2009 at 1:57 am

    @mikerainey: Fleshlight?

  18. Jesus Hitler Christ Says:
    July 30th, 2009 at 3:01 am

    It’s because Happ is balding like a 50 year old

  19. SJ Says:
    July 30th, 2009 at 5:29 am

    One time I was looking for a picture of Happ on GIS and found this thing from his college days.

    http://inlinethumb41.webshots.com/12264/1285198907048878880S600×600Q85.jpg

  20. D. Whitmore Says:
    July 30th, 2009 at 8:07 am

    @sj hahahahahaha

    i also came across this golden picture of our now phormer phriend jason knapp

    http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v650/94/94/631717526/n631717526_2245143_2585.jpg

  21. Muscles Says:
    July 30th, 2009 at 8:41 am

    @SJ

    Mmmmmm busch light. atleast hes drinking the good stuff

  22. Lynniemac Says:
    July 30th, 2009 at 9:05 am

    @SJ: I love the teeny little glass of water it appears he’ll be using to rehydrate and stave off the hangover.

  23. Cola Classic Says:
    July 30th, 2009 at 12:57 pm

    I like how Brian Urlacher decided to pose for the picture too…. on the TV

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