7:10PM on CSN
PITCHING MATCHUP:
Cole Hamels (9-4) 2.41 ERA
PHILLIES: Cole Hamels will use his strong hand tonight to throw a shut out against the Marlins. I hope their broadcast team cries. If you have twitter be sure to harass them as much as possible.
Chris Volstad (4-7) 5.01 ERA
MARLINS: Ryan Howard and Raul Ibanez murder Chris Volstad. So we all know how this one is gonna end.
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Lets hope they get Cole some mother Fu*king run support
I’m feeling a big night from the Piece
Pierre and Castillo at the top of that order is gonna kill us with their speed.
lovin’ martinez in the two hole!
couldn’t have put him anywhere else but there
i don’t disagree. just lamenting that the spot is pretty much an automatic out…
yeah your right bout that. . . . unless he actually shows some productivity this game. . . . .which is unlikely
I fuc*king hate Double M. He just looks like he sucks & doesn’t belong on a major league roster. Can’t stand RAJ’s Rule 5 players a la Herndon
tell me bout it dude, i mean they called up Mayberry but don’t play him and let’s Double M play instead, like wtf?
perhaps they felt that–in order to give florida a chance–they had to play a man down…
haha, well at least they feel for the Marlins since we own them, and Martinez just got lucky from hitting into a double play, thanks to the Marlins horrible defense
if Volstad pitches well tonight and gives up 1 run or less, ill riot like a mothafucka
I can’t wait for Cole or Roy to get the Cy Young and have Talking Chop explode
Aw man, an almost web gem from Dom
Wow, that poor, lone kid chanting “Let’s go Marlins” was just depressing.
now that’s what you get for walking Howard you old bastard, Raul smacks 2 RBI’s in your face
Didn’t McKeon get the memo, er, telegram from LaRussa about intentionally walking Ryno?
Volstad should just cut a flap in his pants when he’s pitching against the Phils.
Fun fact: Michael Martinez played Eazy E in the video for Fuck wit Dre Day (And Everybody’s Celebratin’).
TMac has some nice tits
not as nice as Shane’s Hula Girls
If there’s grass on the field…
i was just thinking he needed a damn bra…
So does Sarge & his nips were hard tonight
I’m a bit disappointed this picture wasn’t used for Volstad:
http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/shared-blogs/palmbeach/marlinsblog/upload/2008/09/only_in_new_york/volstad.JPG
that picture is creepy
It sure as hell will be used next time.
forget voting 4 victorino. M – Mart to the mid summer classic…STAT!
as long as we can leave him in Arizona, that’s fine with me.
Kids today will be talking about Michael Martinez years from now like guys in their late 20′s & 30′s talk about Steve Jeltz or a Dickie Thon
martinez is so good, he makes me want to cry…
We need to start a petition to have Franzke and L.A. do the TV broadcast
Yankee’s PC Richards strikeout whistle. That’s the kind of shit that will work it’s way into the game if you remove Tits and his uncanny promo reading ability from the TV side. So I vote to keep things as they are for now.
Is it time for a team meeting to go over the whole “I got it” thing? Too many adventures lately.
Mike Martinez. Hero time. Hoorah.
Only Annabel Chong sucked more in a shorter time than Michael Martinez.
martinez!
Well now I’ve seen it all.
mini mart? whaaaaa???
One more run and Baez can close.
Maybe I should disparage him everytime he has a shot at a RBI. It might suck 10% less that way.
An Eagles chant at a Marlins game. Proof that Miami has no pride in sports.
Second time this year
Fucking Wheels just jinxed it
Have mercy rule?
Happy Birthday Sarge. And fuck you TMac.
What the fuck? LOL…TMac could hit a fucking homer off this assclown.
Nevah, nevah, nevah walk Ryan Howard!
Can we save some of these for the Braves series?
Have mercy.
Watch Baez blow this one.
well Martinez just said fuck you all for doubting me now have this 3 RBI triple up your ass
fuck you all for doubting me now have this 3 RBI triple up your ass
i’ve been saying all along that they can do better than that Uteley guy. Now MikeyMart just proves my point.
lolDobbs
Best. Game. Ever.
“Ryan Howard and Raul Ibanez murder Chris Volstad. So we all know how this one is gonna end.” /pats self on back
well deserved
YEEEEEEEEEES!
Only. Douchebags. Type. Like. That. Guy Does.
Well at least I’m not Mike Zagurski.
It feels like it’s may 2009
Remember when our 2011 rotation was supposed to be Hamels, Carrasco, Gio Gonzalez, Gavin Floyd, and Scott Mathieson?
Why cant Atlanta just go away? What the hell do they want from us? Best record in MLB and these cockroaches won’t go away.
“Why cant Atlanta just go away? What the hell do they want from us?”
Fucking tell me about it.
Any time you want me to go back down there Mr President just say the word.
The worst part about the Braves is that dumbass chop their “fans” do.
It’s obvious that Volstad and the Marlins bullpen are in on the conspiracy to keep the Phillies in first place!!! It’s not FAIR!!! Jack McKeon has no CLASS!!! They’re all CLASSLESS!!!
QUICK POST A FUNNY TO DO LIST ATLANTA FANS!
“It’s nice to know it takes three grand slams to tie the game.” BURN.
I remember the 1991 rotation. Fucking eww.
Deadwood and Wolf?! Wow. Never would have gotten that
F Randy Wolf & the Wolf Pack . He said no twice to the phils when they tried to bring him back.
daaamn now thats some muthafuckn run support!
hey atlanta, go fuck yourself.
I’m seriously concerned about Tom McCarthy’s man boobs. Get surgery, bitch.
no worries, after this weekend the Bravos will be 7 games behind….
ITS MY TURNNNNN
@48 -
I saw those on TV and I couldn’t believe they don’t BRA him up.
Looking all sexy like that on TV….
….thought I was watching an episode of THREE’S COMPANY.
Had Wheels been in the scene it could have been Charlie’s Angels.
And kudos to Chris for the SCARY MOVIE 2 hand pic.
Obviously Chris was using the negative reverse image ala the Billy The Kid tyntype.