8:05PM on PHL 17 and MLB Network
Cliff Lee (9-6) 2.82 ERA
Matt Garza (4-7) 3.97 ERA
Garza does have a schnoz
Yes and a strange way of talking he does.
We may die in this storm before seeing this game.
Should of used the thug gif for Garza.
God forbid if Lee suffers from heat exhaustion, we go for Bochy’s head.
and just for good measure..shave the beard cut lincecum’s hair and throw batteries at cody ross or aubrey huff..hell why not both….beware bochy we have our eyes on you
what the fuck was that “dancing on air” shit about?
gametime temp looks to be about 85, real feel 90…that’s not terribly hot. not compared to the hades-fest of this afternoon.
Am i the only one who honestly thinks Tmac is a good announcer?
yes u are now go kill yourself
You must be a total faggot
He’s not that bad
Tmac is bad, but wheels is worse. I’m in good company on this one:
As opposed to a partial one Paul?
I will take him over Joe buck anytime.
T mac is an annoying company man who had nice tits
you fucking kidding me?
What the devil is going on?
Should we start getting the mob together to attack Bochy?
yes ..they will be in philly on tuesday so we all meet at the 3rd base gate by 6pm…whose bringing the batteries? (I’m personally in favor of beating him to death with a wiffle ball bat)
Batteries and whiffle ball bats? Amateurs. I’ll be under the 76 and 95 bridges looking for chunks of concrete I can use to bludgeon him.
I bow before your superior greatness it turns out i have a lot to learn from you sensei
Bochy needs to drown in McCovey Cove.
Is this the apocalypse?
Fuck you, Marlin Byrd!
I love the fact that after 5 years, Ryan Howard still thinks he’s going to get a pitch somewhere close to the strike zone down 0-2.
THE FUCK IS DANCIN’ ON AIR
Now we’re talkin’!
I don’t even know what to say about this exchange….
McCarthy and Wheeler are genuniely mentally handicapped, right??
Only on one side of their respective brains.
It wouldn’t be so bad if they didn’t assume that we are retarded as well…..
yeah, martinez should be playing instead of me… pttttthhhbbbb!
I’m a switch hitter!!!
If Amandah were here, she might say something like this;
Hey all, maybe if I sext Garza my starfish pucker between innings he’ll lose his concentration.
I like applesauce yay!!!!
Is Cliff milking that bear in the picture?
Chase Utley is clearly declining rapidly. Trade him now.
You say it as a joke but Chase really hasn’t produced lately, as well as Howard. Now theres no way I’m rooting for a trade, but it needs to be said.
Matt Garza is throwing a no-hitter. There, I jinxed it. Now get a fucking hit!
Garza has a no hitter going
His strike zone is also huge.
I take full credit for that double
Can someone please explain to me why they do those cutaway camera shots to the broadcast booth every couple of innings. I can barely stand to listen to MC titty and Muffin. Why would I want to see a triple chin and a bad rug?
PS @Righthanded bat and Grounder to Short: way to break up the nono
Showing pictures of unattractive people is the perfect way to complement any baseball game. A good bank gets that.
Mexican pitchers love pitching in heat waves
MC titty, everytime I hear you announce I feel like I’m in a fog
It’s about time m Martinez decided to steal a base
Oh, look. Howard struck out at low and away. Thank God it’s his first time.
Get some fucking discipline, you hack.
Utley didn’t do any better
Who could possibly want Danys Baez’s autograph.
Also I’m sure glad we’re paying Ryan Howard more than the better 1st basemen in the league will get this year in free agency. Not at all worth 25mill
There is a lot better first basemen in this league. Howard is a god damn liability. I dont get why he never gets moved around
Be nice when talking about my Son. He’s great at……….ummm……putting his dirty skivvies in the hamper.
Bull shit. He always throws them to the left or right of it.
Only a fool would think I’m not worth 125 mil
If you dont want to beat off dont go to kate upton.com
She’s a mudshark
This is god damn painful
You see the slow motion video of her walking the runway for her bikini line? I came six times before the camera panned down to her navel. Of course, Greg Legg always comes early then often.
Yes i did ser that. Shes thr hottest chick on the planet
Also, the photo of Upton and Emmanuelle Chriqui sitting next to each other? I’m not 100% sure, but I’m dangerously close to concluding that I’d castrate myself (after, of course) in exchange for a three-day threesome with them. Because face it, sex would never get better and everyone else would be a pittance comparison to the experience.
I’d rather Lee than Gload. Just sayin’.
I’d rather Lee than anybody else in a game Lee started. Just sayin’.
Fuck you garza. The ump was pathetic
I take full credit for Chase’s double
I swear to Gawd, if Raul strikes out…
scratch that, shane.
Swinging K on an outside low pitch? What a shock… Cmon Shane. Fly ball baby
Howard is a big freakin dope. Its bad enough he wiffs, then he stands there like its not his fault
you suck shane, you suck.
Fuck you, Utley, for not sitting back. And fuck you, Victorino, for not being able to hit a fucking fly.
Play mayberry. Its clear shanes not 100%
Raaaauu wait, nevermind
And fuck you raul. Why do you even have a roster spot.
because amaro says i suck dick better than anybody
Maybe because his RBI total (14) is greater than anybody else on the phils for the month of July so far…
It’d be nice for Stutes to get the same strike zone as Garza.
It’s about time to fire Greg Gross
Mini Mart…continuing to make it hard to decide my opinion of him.
That’s what I do, bro
Double M baby
Fuck you and your stupid curveball, Marshall.
Did Muffin just actually make a comment that made sense?
i love hatin on dudes then they come through
Wheels wants Bastardo to give up a home run. If he isn’t fired immediately, I….I just don’t know….
Wheels would rather Bastardo give up home runs instead of walks? WTF?
I don’t care how much baseball that guy’s seen, that is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard.
thank fuck I have the cubs broadcast team on mlb network
Wheels is a fucking douche bagg. Just like that faggot that called in when I was on the radio.
Wheels is the lowest common denominator of commentators. T. Mac is an imaginary number.
YOUNG FILTHY BASTARDO!
Now why did he go and strike him out? He should have thrown him a cookie right down the middle.
Bastardo is a M-M-M-MONSTERRRRRRRR
Is Tracy trying to kill Jiminez?
I got out for a 30 min walk and come back to see the Phillies won and MM pulled clutch, WTF?
All the Martinez hate is for what?
He is a switchhitting, defensive asset capable of playing IF and OF with speed in the field and on the bases.
All of that was obvious from the begining, now his big hits should be enough to quiet all doubters.
You had no idea what he could do to help this team and you were/are still falling over each other to bash the kid and ship him out of town.
He can be everything Valdez was last year and more, so let’s find a new whipping boy from here on out.
Is that you, Momma Martinez?
Even I don’t want that scrub
when his avg gets to 240 we can talk
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