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PITCHING MATCHUP:
Roy Halladay (9-3) 2.56 ERA
PHILLIES: Roy Halladay does not lead the league in complete games. He doesn’t have a complete game shut out yet this year. Two of his complete games have been losses. All of this pisses him off. Complete game shut out tonight.
Kyle McClellan (6-3) 3.96 ERA
CARDINALS: Who gives a shit about Kyle McClellan, the important thing here is Poo Holes is out for 4-6 weeks just in time to face the Phillies. Thanks Wilson Betemit!
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I like that prediciton; Halladay for the Complete Game Shutout. Ryan Howard is the offensive star, as he continues to shine in his home town.
The pictures are just amazing.
A complete game shutout?
Is that ALL?
Come on get ballsy.
I am predicting nothing less than a no-no.
Oh shit I mentioned it.
That means it won’t happen.
Damn baseball superstitions.
I think Halladay should start being used as a long man in the bullpen, that way we can use him almost every night.
T-Mac just said the Phils have their big guns going in this series–Halladay, Lee, and Oswalt. What does that make Hamels? Chopped liver?
Jesus, lead off walk…
T-Mac is calling those “STAIR-ups”…it’s pronounced STIR-rups, damnit, and they’re not stirrups, they’re just socks.
TWO WALKS!?!?
The logos for the game thread are incorrect. This must be addressed.
the braves seems to go be setup for the victory while the phils…….
Tony Larussa and his stupid strategy of batting the pitcher 8th…
@Derrick, made me think I fucked up my scorecard when I saw the pitcher batting 8th, forgot we were playing LaRussa.
There goes Wheels again, giving us a baseball lesson.
Derrick when you have a world Series Championship ring you may debate me on my choice of 8 hole hitters, until such time mind your pie hole.
@TheThird Blame Ryan, he made it.
Nice play, J-Ry.
Roy looks like he’d rather be getting a colonoscopy. Yeesh, he looks pissed off.
Damn baseball superstitions.
Chris/TheThird: True story, I never realized the logos matched the unis the teams were wearing until I fucked up the logos and people pointed it out.
And..Lance Berkman looks like he is actually getting a colonoscopy.
Offense is putting me to bed
It sure would be nice if Howard could run out his double plays balls…
Where is that Howard stl home-cooking.
Ohhhhh that Kyle McClellan. The All-Star. The man with the most devastating sinker ball ever seen. The most dominating pitcher in the MLB today. Now I understand why we can’t hit this guy…
This is really, really, really, really frustrating to watch.
I’m drink I’ll be drunk off Budweiser at the tailgate. Only pussies drink bud light or bud light lime tons of jack Daniel’s and really good weed
Watch Wakefield throw a gem next week against the phils
Holy Chit mang. juda tink datrow go home.
Come give daddy a hug. I’m hip I’m with it.
See phils thats a sac fly. Itd be nice to have one every now and then
I’m sorry I failed you. But I couldn’t live a lie any longer. I know how much I hurt you but if you come over and meet Raul you’ll learn to love him as much as I do.
Frustrating
Well, Mike Stutes, you joined Twitter. Be prepared for the criticism to flow now.
Shit – Poly better be ok, that’s all we need
Is motte retarded wtf
Here comes Wilson Valdez – best 2B on the team bc Utley cant go right and advanced defensive stats don’t mean anything.
When he hit Howard I thought it might have been intentional, the Polly HBP just proves suckishness.
Wheels is a goddamned genius
Ibanez is my hero
Ball comes inside on Raul, he gets out of the way like a little bitch. Then proceeds to strike out. RAUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLL.
@47 – that’s the old Pat Burrell move
That dk symbol in the cards pen looks like the hk symbol for harty
I don’t believe what I just saw…
Sometimes i just want to throw it all down and get lifted
Uncle Char & shingles Tony are managing too hard
This job is so much easier when I have Pujols in the lineup.
Captain hook!
Lol at #50
Raul Ibanez is batting .229 over his last ten games. He’s gone cold again. Getting closer and closer to the time when RAJ needs to get a new starting Left Fielder.
This is like winning a gun fight without firing a shot
Wheels is really hip to the cutting the home plate in half approach. Maybe he should be the hitting coach!
Just walk Mini-Mart and the bullpen meltdown will be complete
The Card’s pitching coach is about 185 years old
I love the smell of napalm in the 8th inning.
A thousand legger jyst ran in fromt of me and i screamed like a little bitch
Jimmy either pops it up a mile high or hits a grand slam.
Greatest fans in all MLB heading for the doors.
I could pitch for the Cardinals.
Charlie doesnt surf!
Hey Larussa…is this the mark of championship caliber managing? I mean, you could have easily left Miller in without changing pitchers 6 times this inning and ended up with the same result. I guess you get paid to look like you are doing something.
See what I did there, just unjinxed Rollins. You can thank me later! LOL
Fuck yeah, Jimmy!
Yeah fuck the Cards fans.
See, just having Valdez in the game makes all the difference. Once he came in for Polanco, the momentum completely shifted to the Phils’ favor.
Batista’s ERA tonight : ∞
I bet Stutes doesn’t make eye contact with Doc for a week since he just stole this win from him…
Polanco sucks anyway – Valdez can hold down 3rd and play in all star game
Should have left Kyle McClellan in with his low pitch count but I can’t help but overthink the game
WOW! I don’t think I have seen anything like this 8th inning before.
Pfft…Utley only hits singles.
People are paying their good money to watch Larussa manage.
Well this just got funner.
Where the fuck are the camera shots of Ryan Howard’s family
Good job Wilson -way to swing at 1st pitch – jerkoff
72,
I want a shot of his son. You know, the one no one ever speaks about.
8th inning tonight & Marcus Hayes man crush Valdez pitching are 2 of the top moments of season so far
Derrick anyone who would pay to watch a manager manage could do no better than to pay to watch me. Thank you for your endorsement.
Just another game proving that this team doesn’t play behind Halladay
That 8th inning was like a one night stand where you are hoping for the guy to be semi-well hung and hopefully get you off and instead the guy has a pot roast of a fat dick and starts pumping you and pumping you and fucking you and keeps railing you harder and harder and harder and you lose feeling below your waist and your pussy feels like its been jacked inside out and the sheets are soaking wet up to your shoulders and then he calls his friend on his cell so that my asshole isn’t left out of the penetration party. It was that type of inning.
Regards,
Amandah
Whats jimmys swag o meter at?
Anthony LaRussa Esq.:
How did that J.D. help you with your DUI? Discuss and provide examples.
And, more generally, why, when reporters comment while “on location”, do they walk towards the camera? I don’t want your shit in my face. Stand over by that tree and don’t fucking move.
AHHHHHHHHHH GINGER!!!!
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Fantasy Law Camp? Will there be a day when we get to practice sitting at a stop light, engine running, vehicle in drive, and we’re asleep in the driver’s seat?
Amandah,
I love the way you use your mouth/fingers! You are a dirty little slut and I appreciate it! Anyway, back to Phillies baseball. Good game and good night all!
I think Brian Tallet is a SEPTA bus driver on his off days.
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Amandah just give me a boner
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