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May
05
2010
Open Game Thread: 5/5 Phillies vs Cardinals
Posted by Chris at 5:20 pm ET 77 Comments

PITCHING MATCHUP:

Kyle Kendrick (0-1) 7.61 ERA

PHILLIES: Many Phillies fans wondered if Kendrick would get another chance to start, carrying a 7.61 ERA after five starts. But the Phillies have little choice but to stick with him with left-hander J.A. Happ still on the disabled list. “We need Kyle to step up,” pitching coach Rich Dubee said. “We need him to be more efficient. We need him to pitch down in the strike zone. We need his temp to pick up so we have energy playing behind him. And he’s aware of those things. Now he has to put them in play.”

Brad Penny (3-1) 1.56 ERA

CARDINALS: Penny looked a bit shaky for the first time as a Cardinal his last time out, and he still turned in an effective outing. He wasn’t helped by brutal weather conditions, and he came out of the game with a quality start, but he walked five in six innings. He’s one of a pretty short list of pitchers with a history of success at Philadelphia’s tough Citizens Bank Park. Penny is 2-0 in three starts at the Phillies’ home stadium, with a 1.71 ERA and one homer allowed in 21 innings.

(Pitching reports courtesy of MLB.com)

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77 Responses to “Open Game Thread: 5/5 Phillies vs Cardinals”

  1. I fucking hate Brad Penny

  2. Chris says:

    Me too. I hope we light him up.

  3. Jdashdog says:

    I hate when we can’t hit pitchers like Brad Penny. He’s not good! HE’S NOT FUCKING GOOD. Chase him early tonight, bitches!

  4. fdoyle11 says:

    So is meech.one retired and Mike Meech is in?

  5. Lenny Dykstra Financial Whiz Kid says:

    I’d rather see Nelly Figs start this game or maybe Rich Dubee himself. Kendrick is the worst.

  6. Jayson's beard says:

    brad there looks like he’s having fun with crystal meth.

  7. TonyIsDynamic says:

    I hate seeing that pic of Kendrick looking like he’s doing an Elvis impression in these game threads.

  8. Chris says:

    Sorry Tony, there’s another one but I use this one because it’s hilarious.

  9. Brian says:

    WTF is up with Contreras? He’s been electric so far! He needs to pitch in more games.

  10. don says:

    “We need Kendrick’s sinker to actually sink and for him to have a few secondary pitches that don’t suck balls”

    Who beat the shit out of those guys before they got their pictures taken?

  11. i was going to make a joke about penny’s picture, but i think it speaks for itself.

  12. Matt says:

    Penny looks fucking homeless in that picture.

  13. Eric says:

    I’d make fun of Penny, but I think I’ll wait to see which pitcher survives the 3rd inning.

  14. Eric says:

    Oh, and when Phylan shows up kindly let him know I’ll be waiting patiently for his acknowledgment that Milton Bradley is a piece of shit and I was right about him. He’ll know what it means… especially since it’s pretty obvious.

  15. Danny Ozark says:

    I guess they took the bolts out his neck for the picture….Christ is his ugly..

  16. KKK(Kyle Kendricks Kids) says:

    kendrick starting well

  17. game5 says:

    Wheels just said “bang bang play”. What a tool.

  18. PhillyCuban says:

    Yeah, those pics were really not necessary. And if we couldnt hit Penny in the past, we probably arent going to when he has Duncan behind him

  19. Keegan says:

    FUCK. I was waiting for Wheels to say “they’re grrrrrrrrrrrrrEAT!” so that I could call him a fucking tool.

    But alas.

  20. maria says:

    Eric, when I read that that today, my first thought was you and Phylan.

    A girl at work was bragging that she going to the game tonight. I’m like, have fun watching KK pitch. I would also like NSFW tags next time you want to post those Kendrick, Penny pictures.

  21. Keegan says:

    He looks to be MEGA safe.

  22. Pat M. says:

    What a play, Chase.

  23. PhillyPhanInChi says:

    DAMN CASTRO!!!! Take a pitch already. Every pitch is a great pitch to this guy.

  24. Keegan says:

    Its a good thing kendrick takes his ABs seriously.

    I mean, I’m not expecting the guy to hit a home run but goddamn…he couldn’t wait to get outta there fast enough. Keep the inning going maybe? Foul off at least one?

  25. TheOtherJim says:

    Has Castro had more than a 2 pitch at-bat this entire series? Take some fucking pitches, man.

  26. dobbs'soulpatch says:

    balk

  27. MoyerIsMyHero says:

    That’s the stuff, Polly!

  28. game5 says:

    The Big Head!

  29. Dubee Dubee Du says:

    Placidoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. dobbs'soulpatch says:

    ryan’s gonna jack one i can feel it

  31. kurt says:

    They just showed Rubes on ESPN on his laptop, checking the Fightins for sure.

  32. dobbs'soulpatch says:

    …and by that i mean single

  33. Dubee Dubee Du says:

    Rubes as DaMustang?

  34. kurt says:

    @Dubee

    Interesting…so would that make Ernie the chess player = Pat Gillick?

  35. Dubee Dubee Du says:

    It would explain why Adam Eaton is up DaMustangs ass so much

  36. Keegan says:

    And Castro’s great AB’s continue.

  37. KKK(Kyle Kendricks Kids) says:

    say it sarge…bam

  38. kurt says:

    What’s up with our starters going multiple innings without giving up runs lately?

  39. MoyerIsMyHero says:

    Polly, you magnificant bastard!

  40. game5 says:

    Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane

  41. JD McNugent says:

    Lead-off man not allowed to swing at first pitch. Bench Victorino.

  42. MoyerIsMyHero says:

    whoops

    ESPN guys kept saying Polanco was coming up. Wasn’t looking at the screen until the ball was in the air.

  43. KKK(Kyle Kendricks Kids) says:

    is chooch sittin because its cinco de mayo or from celebrating to much last night

  44. Gonzo says:

    Has anyone heard Sarge say “Cadillac Time” this season?>

  45. Dubee Dubee Du says:

    As soon as Cadillac becomes an official sponser Sarge will be allowed to say it. Til then no free advertising

  46. Keegan says:

    Fucking Popeye.

  47. Jayson's beard says:

    I just realized i have brad penny on my fantasy team.

  48. Maria says:

    @KKK, i’m assuming he’s getting a day of rest because he’s definitely catching Halladay tomorrow. I think Chooch has started the last 5 games or something.

  49. Keegan says:

    Popeye is redeemed! Last inning for Kendrick i think, he did impressively!

  50. KKK(Kyle Kendricks Kids) says:

    yea thats probably right, and if kendrick bats this inning, charlie will probably pinch hit him

  51. Gonzo says:

    He battled out of some trouble. But the opening line will say “Kendricks SCATTERED 6 hits”.

  52. Keegan says:

    Another one?

  53. PhillyPhanInChi says:

    Oh man. Now we’re gonna lose the free swinging Castro. Valdez is now the man. Where’s Eric Bruntlett when you need him….

  54. Gonzo says:

    Donnys Baez?

  55. MoyerIsMyHero says:

    Uh oh

  56. Gonzo says:

    Since when is it pronouced DONNYS Baez?

  57. Watrick says:

    Clever there CSN, talking about the confidence of Lidge being in the back end of the bullpen, shot in such a way that Durbin is in front of him, and then pitches to reveal Lidge in the back end of Durbin.

  58. Epiphany1 says:

    Baez pitching makes me nervous. Why don’t they use Contraeras more often?

  59. Keegan says:

    It’s nice that Baez decides to be good now.

  60. game5 says:

    Wheels just said serious cheese

  61. 85 says:

    Would the ESPN guys please just shut the hell up about how Pujols doesn’t hit the Phils? It’s freakin’ Baez out there.

  62. PhillyPhanInChi says:

    I wonder if we’re going to see Freddy Galvis in the next week….

  63. Brandon says:

    Did they hide the candy from Baez?

  64. KKK(Kyle Kendricks Kids) says:

    got drunk..got high…got tasered….best shirt ever

  65. JD McNugent says:

    Nice shirt. But seriously…the wave?

  66. Dubee Dubee Du says:

    I hate the wave

  67. Dubee Dubee Du says:

    Kyle+Danys+Jose=Birdshit

  68. T says:

    Jose Contreras Wedding Pictures
    http://sharoneliasi.com/blog/?p=56

  69. Phils Phan says:

    Whoever is to the right of Contreras’ mom: Call me.

  70. Maria says:

    His wife phils phan. I think they said her name was Isabella.

  71. Phils Phan says:

    Err left. Left. Both are very pretty.

  72. Watrick says:

    Who searches for wedding pictures from Contreras’ big day? That’s crazy!

  73. The Wave says:

    I EAT COCK

  74. alex says:

    you know its bad when the nats are in second place at the moment

  75. The Kendrick Bandwagon says:

    All Aboard!

  76. Fat Joe Blanton says:

    My bandwagon has fritters

  77. KKK(Kyle Kendricks Kids) says:

    @the bandwagon….done been on that wagon

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