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May
04
2010
Open Game Thread: 5/4 Phillies vs Cardinals
Posted by Chris at 3:49 pm ET 186 Comments

PITCHING MATCHUP:

Cole Hamels (2-2) 5.28 ERA

PHILLIES: Hamels is coming off another so-so outing against San Francisco, in which he struck out a season-high 10, but allowed another four earned runs in six innings with four walks and nine hits. His velocity worked its way up to 93, which is a good sign for the Phillies left-hander. But April wasn’t a strong month, and Hamels carries a 5.28 ERA and 1.47 WHIP into his first start in May. The Phillies may bump Hamels to Tuesday if they decide to activate Joe Blanton off the 15-day disabled list to start Monday. That would split up the left-handers Hamels and Jamie Moyer in the Phils’ rotation.

Adam Wainwright (4-1) 2.13 ERA

CARDINALS: Wainwright is coming off his least-impressive start of the year, but that just tells you how good he’s been in 2010. When three runs in six innings counts as not-up-to-snuff, you’re going pretty well. Over Wainwright’s last 32 starts, dating back to mid-May of last season, he’s 20-8 with a 2.23 ERA, 209 strikeouts, 53 walks and 13 home runs allowed in 229 2/3 innings. Wainwright has held his own nicely at Citizens Bank Park, with eight shutout innings over two career appearances (one start).

(Pitching reports courtesy of MLB.com)

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186 Responses to “Open Game Thread: 5/4 Phillies vs Cardinals”

  1. maxL says:

    Once more, with feeling!

  2. TonyIsDynamic says:

    So those posts are gone I take it?

  3. Ricky Jordan says:

    Let’s go Hamels!! 7 or 8 inn. tonight!!

  4. Guy on the Corner says:

    ICE COLD WATER – FRESH SOFT PRETZELS – WATER HERE!

  5. meech.four says:

    Anyone seen my cousin?!

  6. foghorn leghorn says:

    Q: What is the difference between Cole Hamels and SEPTA?
    A: SEPTA knows how to throw a strike.

  7. Miss Cleo says:

    Cole Hamels call me today, I tell him 8 shutout innings!

    Call me now for your free reading!
    1-800-799-6804

  8. Section118 says:

    Go Phils- beat Cards / hackers

  9. Minty Fresh says:

    WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

  10. Joe Hates Tits says:

    i hope somebody runs out onto the field tonight

  11. Mookey says:

    Cole goes complete game.

  12. Michael Nutter says:

    Now that we know the ‘S’ is about to hit the proverbial fan, I think it’s time that you pay up, Eagles.

  13. bigmyc says:

    With all this Cole Hamels ribbing that’s all the rage, I’m starting to wonder if there isn’t something to this.

    I mean, watching his poorer outings, he’s clearly partial to balls.

  14. Jeffery Lurie says:

    You’ll all pay for voting the Eagles at 30% and the Phillies at 54%…

    No, really. I mean actually pay. Have you seen the 2010 season ticket invoices?

  15. BD says:

    why so blue panda bear?

  16. Adam Eaton says:

    I’d like to see some dirty little bunts on the field tonight…

  17. Hugh Mulcahy says:

    Maybe Blanton can pinch hit tonight if htere’s a bunting situation?

    I’m hoping they do the tazer rodeo in the 7th, again. It could be like sausage races in Milwaukee

  18. KP says:

    Well. Since Cole is pitching tonite it’s good we all remember the good times.

    Yes.

    http://i44.tinypic.com/34raxoz.jpg

  19. Von Purple Haze says:

    Did Meech get tased?

  20. maxL says:

    @KP

    Unofficial official song of I want to go to the zoo with Roy Halladay.

  21. Cole Handsome says:

    I just want some good clean fun tonight. Remember to stay off the field, or I might get sassy.

  22. KP says:

    As well as it should be.

    And everybody please stay off the field. I have NO desire to see Cole get “sassy.”

  23. Just.Awesome. Happ says:

    Forget sass, if someone comes on the field and is running near me, I’m pulling a switchblade. Jay Happ WILL cut you – don’t forget it.

  24. is the shit-fit over?

  25. kurt says:

    If this taser logic makes any sense, then how come that old guy from the New Era commercial last year was left unscathed?

    “Come on Cole, keep pounding the corners…”

    *TASE*

  26. crazy4swayze says:

    if cole was a canadian province, he’d be sass-katchewan.

  27. Bottle of Cementine Svedka says:

    Hey Guy on the Corner. Can I get an empty water bottle from ya?

  28. KP says:

    Okay I’m laughing REALLY hard at the “sass katchewan” comment. I honestly don’t know why. But I am.

  29. maria says:

    Albert Pujols hates kids!

  30. ricky says:

    Pujols: child killer.

  31. The First John says:

    Pujols likes to drill little kids with his BP foul balls

  32. PhillyPhanInChi says:

    Wheels! “it’s always fun to watch a catcher bat against a pitcher.”

    I prefer watching a pitcher bat against a catcher myself.

  33. Swift says:

    @PhillyPhanInChi: LOL!, I was thinking the same thing.

  34. maria says:

    Whoever mentioned it before, I noticed it tonight. Chris Wheeler needs to stop sniffling when he’s not talking. It’s very distracting.

  35. crazy4swayze says:

    it’s because phil hartman said it. god rest his beautiful soul.

  36. Ricky Otero says:

    Castro just Beltraned

  37. maria says:

    I fucking love failed bunts.

  38. crazy4swayze says:

    is it just me or is ruiz thrown out 90% of the time the pitcher bunts?

    and did you just see that guy goose the phanatic? taser that dicklick!

  39. Natalie says:

    @maria – all I can hear now is Chris Wheeler sniffing. It’s driving me insane.

  40. D. Whitmore says:

    all i hear is gurgling sounds with molinas cocks and balls jammed down his throat. and of course “jose oquendo.. good player.” whatever wheels

  41. Bottle of Cementine Svedka says:

    Made it to 8pm and still not passed out yet.

  42. maria says:

    Did it ever occur to “Wheels” that maybe Molina was making those great throws because our pitchers bunted the ball two feet from the plate.

  43. crazy4swayze says:

    but did you know there are four different ways to pivot? different 2nd basemen like to pivot different ways.

    suck every dick, wheels.

  44. will.H says:

    castro might as well bring a glove to the plate from now on because he is not a big league hitter

  45. PhillyPhanInChi says:

    I miss Jimmy. Would have been nice to have Vic hitting there instead of Castrate…..

  46. kurt says:

    Anyone else watching this on MLB Extra Innings? St. Louis has THEE gayest commercials ever and their announcers make golf announcers sound like Gus Johnson.

  47. PhillyPhanInChi says:

    This is the inning for Cole. He gets through this he could cruise. Dude just can’t pitch out of the 5th without giving something up…

  48. bigmyc says:

    wtf? This site really has gone crazy.

    Castro is only easily the best Ute guy since Cholly’s been here. And like he’s the only guy who hasn’t hit in the clutch lately….you have got to be kidding me.

    Save the dumb comments for the Eagles games. At least then they’ll be expected.

  49. PhillyPhanInChi says:

    @Bigmyc-

    I agree that Castro is a great Ute guy. I also would like to point out that he IS a UTE and not an everyday guy. You can’t tell me you disagree with wanting Vic hitting in the 7 hole over him? He’s an awesome fielder, but his bat is the one hole in our lineup right now.

    That is all.

  50. maria says:

    Albert Pujols just does not hit the Phillies well, and I couldn’t be happier.

  51. Jordan says:

    anyone just see wheels giving t-mac a tug job?

  52. game5 says:

    Just showed a picture of Wheels grabbing Tmacs junk. Oh the humanity!

  53. maria says:

    We just let Yadier Molina steal second base.

  54. game5 says:

    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    Fuck the Mets!

  55. meech.one says:

    more info coming later

  56. game5 says:

    Ruck up meech, ruck up!

  57. maria says:

    I’d love to score.

  58. bigmyc says:

    PhillypHan in Chi, Yes, I know, but when I hear posters criticize a utility guy whose role is clearly defined it makes me tell ya about it.

    Look, of course we’d rather see Shane hit in that spot. In much the same way that I wanted Jeff Carter, Simon Gagne and Lappy healthy for the Bruins series….it’s an obvious thing.

    But to pick on the Ute…well, that’s just cheap.

  59. rough and tough guy says:

    Finally got that sand outta yer coochie, huh Meechy?

  60. Senor Octubre says:

    I’m owning up to the last 2 meech comments… they wernt him who knows what his deal is

  61. Matt says:

    #13 BigMYC-”I mean, watching his poorer outings, he’s clearly partial to balls.”

    Well so is David Wright, but it doesn’t effect the way he plays. What? Oh, different balls. My bad.

  62. maria says:

    Shane Victorino has how many triples this year? Raul already has two. What a kooky season.

  63. bigmyc says:

    OK.

    I stand corrected.

    Bash the Ute guy ad infinitum/

  64. BigMiles says:

    Ice cream for all!

  65. bigmyc says:

    Thanx, Matt, but that was kinda the original joke.

  66. game5 says:

    Chooooooch is the man. Welcome back meech. You fuck. And the Mets too.

  67. Senor Octubre says:

    meech is still mia…

  68. Dubee Dubee Du says:

    Well Miss Cleo it’s go time.

  69. Cole Handsome says:

    Someone owes ME a trip to the zoo

  70. game5 says:

    Gimme a CG 1-0 SO Cole Handsome. Do it do it do it!

  71. dobbs'soulpatch says:

    anyone up in the pen? only watching gameday…. sucks

  72. Dubee Dubee Du says:

    JERKOFF!!!!!

  73. dobbs'soulpatch says:

    …guess not… officially the most exciting cartoon game ive ever seen

  74. PhillyPhanInChi says:

    You tell ‘em Wheels!

  75. Jayson's beard says:

    did that fan get tased too?

  76. kurt says:

    We can haz longest tase streak in MLB history?

  77. Epiphany1 says:

    Another fucking idiot runs on the field. Tase his ass too.

  78. Dubee Dubee Du says:

    hope he shares a cell with big bubba

  79. kurt says:

    Fuckin retard broke Colbert’s concentration. The amout of sass he would give to that idiot would be unreal.

  80. BigJon says:

    That mook running on the field ruined the game. Nice job.

  81. Danny Ozark says:

    Fuck me…Oh wait Brad is coming in…..Jesus on a fucking pony….

  82. KarlHungus says:

    i swear the way to get hamels to pitch good is to score no or one run, Then leave it to hamels to fuck it up on his own. Way to go offense.

  83. Brandon says:

    Well shit

  84. Dan Muller says:

    THEY SHOULD HAVE SHOT THE KID ON THE FIELD TONIGHT … SO TAZINGS NOT ENOUGH? OK NEXT IS GETTING SHOT …

  85. Jayson's beard says:

    if the phils dont make it to the playoffs(which God forbids) we will all look back at this douche.

  86. Miss Cleo says:

    I tell Cole 8 innings, not 9. I wheel never give him free reading again!

  87. ImaAssMan says:

    Lidge is a righty? when did that happen

  88. BigJon says:

    Cliff Lee would have tackled that guy himself, then retired the side on 3 pitches.

  89. ImaAssMan says:

    The picture just got all wierd.

  90. OutlawPete says:

    HERE’S THE GUY WHO RAN ON THE FIELD

    http://twitter.com/THETHOROBRED

  91. ImaAssMan says:

    What kind of retard runs on the field. Some drunk punk. kill em all.

  92. Mark says:

    When the hell did Lidge learn to throw a slider? Yeesh.

  93. nate says:

    i encourage everyone to email/call/text/anthrax him

  94. Mattimoto says:

    That fan who ran on the field tonight should be tied to a pole erected at home plate and Cole should be able to throw another 115 pitches at the guy’s face.

    Seriously, they have to raise the fine for running on to the field and increase the jail time. These idiots are making the city & team look real bad.

  95. Phils Phan says:

    Screw tazers. Shoot the idiot.

  96. Danny Ozark says:

    Get me to the plate boys..

  97. Dubee Dubee Du says:

    can we get the hacker to fuck his shit up?

  98. Dubee Dubee Du says:

    100

  99. Pasadena_Phan says:

    Good snag, Pete! This guy needs severe punishment!

  100. game5 says:

    54 is baaaacccckkkkk!

  101. maria says:

    Brad Lidge<3

  102. Dubee Dubee Du says:

    I feel so dirty now

  103. maria says:

    Fuck you Dubee, I wanted to get 100.

  104. Jayson's beard says:

    genocide towards drunk fans running on the field?

  105. don says:

    The Phillies are trying to give me heart attacks again.

    All is right in the world.

  106. game5 says:

    Meat of the order is up. End this. NOW!

  107. Dubee Dubee Du says:

    Hope your right Ozark

  108. minkus says:

    hope youre right jayson’s beard

  109. Greg says:

    Lidge is nastyyy

  110. Danny Ozark says:

    That guys name is really blake hawksworth….must have been a tough childhood

  111. Jayson's beard says:

    RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL

  112. Jayson's beard says:

    i just fucked up the page.

  113. LogJammin says:

    Way to swing at total shit after 3-0

  114. LogJammin says:

    Blake hawksworth is a porn name

  115. will.H says:

    logjammin, im actually more mad he MISSED that 3-0 pitch. It was dead red right down the middle.. no excuse to miss it when you know its comin

  116. TheOtherJim says:

    Fuck you, Castro. Would it kill you to have more than a 2-pitch at-bat?

  117. LogJammin says:

    Flash Gordon on to close

  118. will.H says:

    blake hawksworth sounds like something out of Dawsons Creek

  119. maria says:

    Ben Fransisco sucks.

  120. Dubee Dubee Du says:

    Eugenio playing left for us tonight?

  121. LogJammin says:

    For Christ sake!

  122. Tyler says:

    @BigJon

    Cliff Lee would have retired the side on 1 pitch…don’t ask me how

  123. phillygirl says:

    shoulda caught that

  124. PhillyPhanInChi says:

    Anyone else think that Contreras is gonna end up a starter before the year is up?

  125. LogJammin says:

    Ben fransico brings nothing to the table

  126. maria says:

    @PhillyPhanInChi, I don’t think they’ll want to mess with a good thing.

  127. game5 says:

    Luv 52

  128. Joe Bucks forehead says:

    Pujols looks a little flimsy if you know what I mean. And by that I mean gay.

  129. Dubee Dubee Du says:

    @PhillyPhanInChi- Don’t really see that. If he is content with the pen they need him there more. If they do need a 5th starter later they have other options at triple A and there is still PEDROOOOOO!

  130. Jayson's beard says:

    when contreras was a starter, he get hit hard with his 91-93 mph fastball. you just witnessed a 98 mph fastball with movement. along with herndon’s 94mph sinker type pitch, these are our flame thowers. FUCKING FOUL BITCH.

  131. maria says:

    That was fucking smoked.

  132. Dubee Dubee Du says:

    COOOOOOCH??????

  133. Danny Ozark says:

    Cotdamnit Chooch..

  134. Jayson's beard says:

    I SMELL ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  135. Danny Ozark says:

    WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  136. Mattimoto says:

    CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH

  137. Phils Phan says:

    SENOR OCTUBRE!!!!!!

  138. maria says:

    Chooooooooch!

  139. kurt says:

    choooooooooooooooooooch!

  140. Joe Bucks forehead says:

    Chpoooooooooooooooooch

  141. game5 says:

    CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH

  142. Dubee Dubee Du says:

    Sweet!!!

  143. PhillyPhanInChi says:

    It’s gotta be October in May!

  144. dobbs'soulpatch says:

    choooooooooooooooochhhhiiiiiiieeeeee

  145. kurt says:

    Vote for Carlos

  146. KKK(Kyle Kendricks Kids) says:

    CHOOOOOOCHH

  147. jerpsu00 says:

    FUCK!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!!!!!!!

  148. bacon says:

    CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  149. Danny Ozark says:

    The STL feed on MLB just played that five fucking times…..Chills all over!!

  150. dobbs'soulpatch says:

    haha chooch of all people to score our only runs….. love it

  151. will.H says:

    DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTEEECAAAAAAAAAAAA

  152. KP says:

    CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

  153. Danny Ozark says:

    PLEEEESSSEEE…Someone get the Spanish audio from that!!

  154. maria says:

    @will h., very appropriate. hahaha.

  155. PhillyPhanInChi says:

    @Dubee- That 2 seam 98 Heat blew me away. I mean, who the hell throws a 98mph 2 seamer?! I just think he’s gonna end up being a spot started down the line.

    If Cole can keep doing this, Blanton can be Blanton, Happ comes back this whole conversation becomes moot.

  156. Brandon says:

    ICE CREAM TIME!! atta boy chooch

  157. Lynniemac says:

    Sarge just threw it back to Tom and “Muff”.

  158. TonyIsDynamic says:

    Was that the first ever interview for Chooch? 3rd time I’ve heard him speak besides his press confrence and that “I’m _____ and you’re watching Comcast Sportsnet”.

  159. MoyerIsMyHero says:

    YEAAAAAAAAAAH< CHOOOCH!!!

  160. Dubee Dubee Du says:

    @PhillyPhanInChi – That nasty shit is exactly why he can be so valuable outta the pen. I am banking on the rest being moot as well.

  161. BigMiles says:

    LA PELOTA NO REGRESA

  162. GTO says:

    I could not understand chooch during the postgame interview lol

  163. will.H says:

    GTO, he speaks choochlish

  164. crazy4swayze says:

    he was trying to say that the lincoln mkx is the #1 sport utility crossover.

  165. BigMiles says:

    The Sarge-Chooch interview is about as awkward and hilarious as it gets. I love how Chooch didn’t even break stride when he got pied in the face. I also love how Sarge told him to go into the clubhouse and take care of that “shampoo”….what the hell runs through his head

  166. Epiphany1 says:

    I swear between Chooch and Cholly I don’t know what the hell they say. They both need interpreters.

  167. SenorOctubre says:

    chooch is so good

  168. Senor Octubre says:

    He should hit more home runs like that

  169. phillygirl says:

    I love when Chooch smiles

  170. Phils Phan says:

    Sarge, Chooch, and Charlie are doing their own rendition of Helen Keller! The Musical.

  171. Mark says:

    Yingkon MKX is nomber juan crossover in highway em-pay-yee!

  172. CarlosForever says:

    How moronic can you be to make fun of his English after Ruiz fucking won the game for us?? As far as I’m concerned, Chooch can speak Swahili in his postgame interviews… just go hang out at Gino’s with the other *&#@%*#S and leave Senor Octubre alone!

  173. will.H says:

    carlosforever, you’re not in on the joke. it’s like making fun of your buddy for being tall. We like Carlos, he hits vasbols.

  174. Mark says:

    Haha WHAT? Dude that’s how he says it. I love Chooch. On camera day I asked him if me and him can trade hats. It was cool.

    The doctor has prescribed you a single dose of Chill Pills. Take more if necessary.

  175. Mark says:

    The fact that I easily knew what “vasbols” means made me LOL real hard.

  176. Senor Octubre says:

    feel free to not leave me alone… I’m clearly all about the fans I’m one of the most likable players on a very likable roster

  177. Sophie says:

    Hamels took care of it. Ruiz you are the temporary man!

  178. CarlosForever says:

    Ok I’m just a big fan… and yours wasn’t the one that I didn’t like Mark…but come on.. Helen Keller? .. tonight?? it’s just lazy

  179. Droppin Fuckin Gloads says:

    What was your most memorable fart?

  180. Chris says:

    For the record, it’s Geno’s, not Gino’s…and the steaks there suck.

  181. CarlosForever says:

    yeah ok Geno’s … I forgot, because of how long it’s been since I’ve gone near that place.

  182. so it seems THETHOROBRED is a DJ and does shows at the Troc….We should get a bunch of people together to go see him perform…..then run on stage and interfere with his performance….its probably a shitty show already so might as well make it interesting.

  183. Morandini Turned Three says:

    Chooch didn’t look too happy about the shaving cream pies. Vic and Dobbs, watch your back.

  184. D. Whitmore says:

    (215) 421-4795

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