And I do stress DICKerson. In an attempt to not make Rod Barajas look like the only moron who can’t keep track of a pitch count, Chris Dickerson decided he had earned first base after only 3 balls. ATJ we go screen shot by screen shot to dissect the actions of this asshat.
Here you see Jamie Moyer preparing to deliver his 2-2 pitch, not 3-2.
Moyer delivers the pitch and it is called a ball to run the count full, but dumbass here thinks it is a walk and flips his bat rather confidently toward the visitor’s dugout.
Dickerson now strolls towards first base not realizing that he is about to be caught actin’ a fool.
Rich Dubee immediately realizes the stupidity taking place and does not look pleased.
Here Dickerson starts pouting because he, like Barajas, is slowly starting to realize that he is a complete tool.
So in summation, learn to count you dick.
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July 9th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
HAH! Well played, sir.
July 9th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
well done sir
July 9th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
@Chris, I’m definitely glad you and TH became regular posters here. You guys are improving the comedic calibur of this site, tenfold.
July 9th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Did you guys see that bitch reading Esquire with her sunglasses on last half inning when that fat guy caught the foul ball?? This is a ballgame, not the beach.
July 9th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
who the fuck is chris and why is TH posting on this site too, what happened to Meech postin all the time, hdysr? postin a fuckin hilarious post every once in a while, dash with his game recaps and chamo posting every six months
thats what made this site good, these posers are trying to hard to sound like HDYSR? and meech and it just aint workin
stop ruining this site meech, its losing its appeal
July 9th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. John angry. Hear him roar!
July 9th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
@John, do the world a favor and pull your bottom lip over your head, and swallow.
July 9th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Totally saw that girl reading the magazine! It was Vanity Fair though! She had awesome seats too! Figures!
July 9th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
Thanks, Nell. I knew it was some pretentious rag.
July 9th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
@Nell, that’s the rule of thumb. The better the seats, generally the less devoted the fan.
Also… we got another “OLD THREAD” post. This time about those Manny Whigs from a couple of months ago. Sometimes Google search makes me laugh.
July 9th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
there was probably an article in vanity fair about how bad the mets suck. it’s a diverse read.
July 9th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
I read the caption on that last photo as “learn to count your dick”. Though it didn’t make any sense to me, it made me laugh WAY too hard.
July 9th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
@fuck the mets, Nice.
July 9th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
@Lynniemac, I could always change it?
July 9th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
I love the tag.
July 10th, 2009 at 2:03 am
@Chris, please don’t. It’s progressively funnier everytime I look at it.
July 10th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
I AGREE!