I really can’t put into words what I am seeing here. It is like all my senses shut down while watching this video. Really all I feel is nausea. I will leave it to the fine commenters on this site to put into words the disgust I am experiencing right now, because I just can’t do it.
H/T to @kierankelly from Phinally Philly
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August 23rd, 2009 at 10:59 am
What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
That’s all I can say. Also, it’s amusing to watch this now. 14.5 games back must feel real nice, eh boys?
August 23rd, 2009 at 11:08 am
Oh my! (My new quote, thanks Sarge.) See that, we don’t have to make stupid videos bashing the Mets, they do it to themselves. I’m speechless right now, and very glad I’m a born and raised Phillies fan.
The Phillies are Rhianna and the Mets are Chris Brown? LOL! Are you kidding me?
Oh My!
August 23rd, 2009 at 11:14 am
^^ We def. need to start spreading the “Oh My!!!!”
Can’t blame the fans though, they get it from Reyes & Wright
August 23rd, 2009 at 11:15 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
are they for real?
August 23rd, 2009 at 11:26 am
i dont get it we won the fucking world series these guys are ignorant ass holes
August 23rd, 2009 at 11:32 am
I didn’t know Jose Reyes could steal bases from the DL.
August 23rd, 2009 at 11:43 am
It goes without saying these dudes need to be cooled off then KO’d just like that Mutts fan last night
August 23rd, 2009 at 11:45 am
Just to point out once more–our fan hit their fan in the face TWICE. #1 put him down. #2 WAS ON THE WAY DOWN!
Sarge: “I wouldn’t mess with that guy…” Ditto, Sarge.
Met’s fans are moving disturbingly close to Boston fans in the race for the Most Obnoxious 2009 Penant.
August 23rd, 2009 at 11:48 am
does this mean i can wear my bike lock as jewelry now?
August 23rd, 2009 at 11:55 am
Jesus Christ. I’m numb.
August 23rd, 2009 at 11:56 am
just another reason why mets fans should be punched in the face. apparently they were better than us last year even though we won a world series. i didn’t know you could be better than the champs while not even making the playoffs. what ignorant buffoons.
August 23rd, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Come on… they’re not assholes, they’re just bored because they don’t have anything else to do like watch baseball. Awful white guy high ten at 2:00 followed by an even worse white guy dance…
Man it’s good to be a Phillies fan!
August 23rd, 2009 at 12:08 pm
oh my. someone should pour beer on them and punch them in the face.
August 23rd, 2009 at 12:09 pm
sledge hammers were actually invented to hit people like this.
August 23rd, 2009 at 12:13 pm
This pretty much sums up the Mets organization and fans.
August 23rd, 2009 at 12:13 pm
May 1st- they pack the mini-vanner.
And in September they choke on it.
August 23rd, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Oh my, that was hilarious.
Seriously, we shouldn’t be making fun of these guys. They are obviously delusional and deeply in need of help. I believe this video was their cry for it.
Nah, screw that. They deserve to be laughed at for being closer in the standings to the Natinals than to the division-leading WFCs.
August 23rd, 2009 at 12:21 pm
oh the things white people do!
August 23rd, 2009 at 12:22 pm
They rap about bringing their gloves to a game. Jussayin.
August 23rd, 2009 at 12:23 pm
“murphy is a beast”..please someone post the video of him getting trucked by howard at 1B last night.
also “phillies are rihianna, mets are chris brown” what do you mean, in the way that everyone likes/sides with rihianna and chris brown isn’t going to have a career
August 23rd, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Nah, Flash, it means Jay-Z is going to tell the Mets to apologize to the Phillies and ask for forgiveness.
August 23rd, 2009 at 12:25 pm
I would imagine this was made sometime between March and June.
What they did would be the same as if I bet on the 2008 Philadelphia Eagles to win the Super Bowl today and also bet that the 2008 Pittsburgh Steelers would lose the Super Bowl.
Needless to say, my wallet and my integrity would not be intact.
Although they had to have made this video months back (nobody can be THAT dumb….not even Mets fans…right?), I would like to remind these two (word that hasn’t been invented yet)s that their team is closer to the Nationals (14 game difference) than the Phillies (14.5 games). With that said, maybe they want to check their rear-view mirror before trying to say anything about the world champs.
August 23rd, 2009 at 12:27 pm
@Danny: If you had made those bets, would have rapped about it and posted it to youtube? Therein lies the difference.
August 23rd, 2009 at 12:35 pm
@Lynniemac: Maybe if I was dumb enough to do that, I may have rapped about it and put it on Youtube.
But I’m not. Actually, I think I want to find those kids and ask them if they will bet me on the winner of the 2009 NL East pennant. What odds do you think I could get from them for the Phillies? 1:1, 2:1?
August 23rd, 2009 at 12:41 pm
I think we have just witnessed, the new standard for the word DOUCHEBAGS.
August 23rd, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Yeah, yeah….even though the Mets continue to lose.
I can tell that you guys promote domestic house abuse!
Let’s make one for the Phils!
August 23rd, 2009 at 12:56 pm
@Danny: They may still be delusional. Maybe 50:1.
August 23rd, 2009 at 1:16 pm
they forgot to mention or even consider how the citi field’s right field stands is known as utley’s corner. lets go pedro!
August 23rd, 2009 at 1:35 pm
45 pitches for Ollie in the first inning. LOLMets.
August 23rd, 2009 at 1:44 pm
This rap isn’t gonna mean much when October comes around and these guys are wearing yankees jerseys
August 23rd, 2009 at 2:11 pm
The Mets are Chris Brown
Because they choke, yes?
August 23rd, 2009 at 2:17 pm
i MIGHT find offense to this if the Phils weren’t 20 games above .500 and the mets weren’t in fourth place in the division. but they are, so this is just a joke.
August 23rd, 2009 at 2:30 pm
What rhymes with virgin?
August 23rd, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Bring these two fuckwads to PHilly and let them run their rhymes…they won’t “leave in cuffs” as they claim, they’ll leave in bodybags.
August 23rd, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Did they just say ‘Murphy is a beast’? What? Fucking REALLY?
August 23rd, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Two Live Douchebags. Did they kiss at the beginning of the video?
“Murphy is a beast”?? Didn’t he bounce off of Ryan Howard like the insignificant gnat that he is??
“The Mets are Chris Brown”?? They’re wife beaters??
gm-carson’s right.
August 23rd, 2009 at 3:28 pm
A little investigative reporting…..apparently they are Kuff and the Buttheads…
Hopefully this will be a good way to find them:
http://kuffandthebuttheads.com/where.html
Also, be sure to check out their Shane Vic song:
http://profile.myspace.com/kuffandthebuttheads
Apparently they want him to lick their balls. Latent homosexuality from virgins at it’s finest.
And seriously, a John Maine song done as a Lisa Loeb cover? Very gangster.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5lHOI_SuGg&feature=channel_page
I do enjoy that the video was posted on May 10th 2009. The Mets led the division by a game and a half. A bit more than a week later(May 18th) the Phils and Mutts are tied.
May 19th? They’ve been in the rearview mirror ever since…
August 23rd, 2009 at 3:30 pm
14.5 games back… does anything else need to be said?
August 23rd, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Chris Wheeler was shocked to learn David Wright won a Rawlings Gold Glove. I didnt think it was possible to NOT know that.
/Does anyone outside of Wheels call it the Rawlings Gold Glove?
August 23rd, 2009 at 3:42 pm
im praying to allah that these two are actually phils fans mocking mets fans. because there is no way in heaven nor hell that anyone would seriously do this and then post it for the world to see.
i am embarrassed for the mets organization right now.
August 23rd, 2009 at 3:43 pm
p.s.
@gonzo still waitin to get /harry’d, although i have been /myspace’d. lol
August 23rd, 2009 at 3:45 pm
oh I /Harry’d ya later that night. I forget which blog it was. But it was a dirty comment. Go find it… and do your womanly duty.
/I said duty
August 23rd, 2009 at 4:07 pm
lol nice.
on a darker note, i am going to kill eric bruntlett.
August 23rd, 2009 at 4:10 pm
I CAN LITEREALLY NOT BELIEVE WHAT MY EYES JUST SAW
August 23rd, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Holy Shitballs triple play!! i retract my last comment!!
August 23rd, 2009 at 4:11 pm
bruntlett just made up for those two bonehead plays with that gem…
August 23rd, 2009 at 4:11 pm
ahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahhahahaahhaahahahhahaha
August 23rd, 2009 at 4:12 pm
MY HEAD IS FUCKING EXPLODED
August 23rd, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Eric Bruntlett is giving out free mustache rides tonight when he arrives in Philly.
August 23rd, 2009 at 4:21 pm
@Gabrielle
Couldn’t put it any better!
August 23rd, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Anyone else just jerk off watching the replay of that triple play via rewinding it over and over via the DVR? Just me?
August 23rd, 2009 at 4:24 pm
I’m not really sure what to say…
August 23rd, 2009 at 4:25 pm
All there is to say is that Eric Bruntlett gets a free pass until midnight. Rest easy, young beardo. We’ll hate you tomorrow.
August 23rd, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Only the Phillies can have a man forget how to field ground balls end a game with an unassisted triple play. I have no other words.
August 23rd, 2009 at 4:43 pm
well the title of this article really fit todays game pretty well i’d say
August 23rd, 2009 at 5:07 pm
The best thing that Mets’fans can do is to vote GOP in 2012.It looks like-with the destruction of Shea Stadium-that the Democratic jinx on the Mets’ success is back.The Amazins are about 500 games below .500 with a Democrat in the White House,while being about 200 games above with a Republican there.Obviously,Clinton’s visit to Shea-which ended 15 consecutive losing seasons under Democratic rule-only applied to Shea.
August 23rd, 2009 at 5:50 pm
do they think that scott rolen is still on the team? or is he just horribly mispronouncing rollins?
August 23rd, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Hmmm…
August 23rd, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Wouldn’t it be wonderful if the Phanatic came out and clotheslined these two douches off the balcony.
August 23rd, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Let’s see, Chris Brown beat up his hot wife, and Murphy bounced off Ryan Howard like the insignificant gnat that he is. And those are positive character traits?
Are they Douche and Da Bagg? Virgin and Sexless? Numbnuts and Dingleberry?
Their families must be so ashamed.
August 23rd, 2009 at 6:14 pm
are you two losers fucking serious?? is that why the fightin phils are up by 16 games in the NL East?? bring your two dumbasses down to philly and run your mouth and see if you dont get beat the fuck up!
August 23rd, 2009 at 6:28 pm
fuck the mets.
August 23rd, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Yeah…it’s hard to figure out where to begin with this one…(biting lip pensively and tapping finger). I would say that the, ahem, “performance” says it all but shouldn’t someone tell these confused kids that they are white?
August 23rd, 2009 at 6:58 pm
Ladies and gentlemen, Neil and Bob from Flushing, New York!
August 23rd, 2009 at 7:14 pm
I don’t get it, this douches are rapping or whatever about the Phillies while they’re like what? 10 games below .500?
August 23rd, 2009 at 7:45 pm
Dateless.
August 23rd, 2009 at 7:59 pm
EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!!!
What a bunch of sexless, moronic, foolish momma’s boys who wouldn’t know the warmth of a coochie if it came up and sat on their lips. Wonder if we’ll hear a follow-up about Franky’s great smack into a triple play today? “You betta watch out, we be droppin’ bombs / our mothers say we drink blueberry oolong!” I wish I could say they were virgins but closet cases is much better suited.
August 23rd, 2009 at 8:17 pm
Wow.
Found this footage of the kid on the left last year (with shorter hair) … I think it was in late October… right around the WFC’s victory:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc
August 23rd, 2009 at 8:22 pm
we need to make a video back saying how something how there whole team are pussies
August 23rd, 2009 at 8:51 pm
hee hee, there’s 69 comments….
That’s what those two knuckle heads would probably be saying.
August 23rd, 2009 at 9:54 pm
@dave
Why? Is that news?
August 23rd, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Dateless
Showerless
RINGless
Meet the Mutts
August 24th, 2009 at 9:46 am
In the video they say “Jerry Manuel is so gangsta”. I guess he is if it is “gangsta” to send the runners with no outs to hit into an unassisted triple play. So “gangsta”….
August 24th, 2009 at 9:50 am
Fans of the Phillies, shut your fucking mouths. You people have no class, no respect for the game, and are blinded by your own ignorance, hypocrisy and shortsightedness. You got lucky last year, and you will be put back into your place soon enough. Karma’s a bitch, you fucking clowns.
August 24th, 2009 at 10:02 am
That was a very well thoughtout and classy point there eamon.
August 24th, 2009 at 10:05 am
haha, woooah eamon, you’re so hardcore. i bet you sat there for a few minutes trying to think of the most clever way to remind us we’re the defending world champions.
“You people have no class,”
very classy post by the way. how did you manage to expose your own hypocracy in the matter of a few rambling sentences?
August 24th, 2009 at 11:48 am
This video is like getting served by a Detroit Lions fan….
August 24th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Came here in honor of Bruntlett’s feat but I am a Yankees follower from Europe. Then again, thank god I am a Yankees follower. I always felt that the Mets would be impossible to be a fan of.
But you have to admit, the rap style is quite good. You just have to leave away the lyrics and those weird two guys.
August 24th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
What are you, MC Solaar? Nothing about that ‘rap’ was good. Including the style and cadence.
August 24th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
MC Solaar? Holy shit, I haven’t heard that name since like ‘95.
Good man, JoeyRZ.
August 24th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
I have been a long time lurker and first time poster to this awesome blog. I had to comment because I happen to sort of know the guy in the blue shirt. He was attempting to court my roommate and came to Philly one weekend and stayed at my place. LONG story short – I could not go to the Phils/Mets game that weekend and it was killing me… absolutely killing me to give the two of them my tickets. The truth is, he doesn’t take the rivalry all that seriously (just like, a normal amount) and is totally making a joke video. As much as I tried to detest him, he was quite normal and likable. I did however get a hold of his cell and changed his ringtone to Chase’s WFC soundbite then proceeded to text him at various times all weekend – just to remind him of his place.
August 24th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Fans of the Phillies, shut your fucking mouths. You people have no class, no respect for the game, and are blinded by your own ignorance, hypocrisy and shortsightedness. You got lucky last year, and you will be put back into your place soon enough. Karma’s a bitch, you fucking clowns.
Am I to assume this is how a classy person speaks?
August 24th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Karma’s a bitch, you fucking clowns.
You are a fucking dumass and you are just mad because your mets suck dick and they are out 15.5 games
August 24th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
TRIPLE PLAY ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 24th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
I just want to say, this was recorded waaaayyyy before these two idiots knew that the fucking muts would be soooo far behind, as they said, “clinching the pennant.” Not to mention the injuries that stopped delgado from dropping bombs anywhere other than the toilet.
Im sorry who owned who in 2008? I was watching from the park, from home, and went to New York and everywhere I went all I saw were the fucking mets choking yet again. Get your head out of your ass and do some research, your comment about our closer…stupid. He went with a perfect season, how can you own that? dumb fucks
You two have just proved every speculation and stereotype that any Phillies fan has had about the Mets. Welcome to 2009 you shmucks…..keeping chasing us because you’re never gonna catch the best team in baseball.
August 24th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Fans of the Phillies, shut your fucking mouths. You people have no class, no respect for the game, and are blinded by your own ignorance, hypocrisy and shortsightedness. You got lucky last year, and you will be put back into your place soon enough. Karma’s a bitch, you fucking clowns.
let me comment on this dumb fuck….check the standings!!!! no one is putting us in our place we own you!
by the way, no class? no respect for the game? lets not be too hasty there fella, not all of the phillies fan are crazy asses. I am a FAN til I die wanna discuss this, give me a way to contact you and I will prove you wrong about all of your false accusations and your pitiful mindset of the Phillies fans
August 24th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Yo! Dave just burned those two douchebags with the first comment by using the classic line from the classic movie Billy Madison! Great job Dave! I can’t believe nobody gave you props for that! Great movie!
As for you EAMON lets just say that nobody listens to you anymore you had one minor hit back in the day but your time is up…just like the fuckin mets time is up so you can GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!
Douche!
August 24th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
turn off the sound and just watch, it’s even better.
August 25th, 2009 at 2:04 am
hey dickstain, yeah im talkin to you EAMON, you piece of fucking shit, turn on ESPN and when they flash the NL East Standings comment me back and let me know what team is 10 games under .500 and 16.5 games out of first, thats what the fuck i thought, the piece of shit Mutts, i dont give two fucks how many of their old washed-up players r on the DL, they suck dick anyway, so at least you two have something in common! have fun watching us in october while your double a caliber mets are sitting at home watching the WORLD FUCKING CHAMPIONS defend their crown! Fucking choke artists
September 3rd, 2009 at 12:56 pm
This just gets better and better now that the Mets are 18.5 out and fast-tracked to having an “E” next to their names in the standings. The only shame is that the season may run out of time before they have a chance to catch the Nats for last place.