Jul
08
2008
Would You Like To Touch Alyssa Milano? Get in Line.
Posted by Chamomiles Davis at 3:44 pm ET
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Sweet gorgonzola.
“Charmed” sexpot and baseball junkie Alyssa Milano will be appearing at Citizens’ Bank Park on Thursday, July 10, to market her new line of MLB-themed clothing, as well as sexually frustrate every male between the ages of 13 and 75.
Any fan who purchases a piece of TOUCH product from the collection will get the chance to meet Alyssa and receive a free autographed gift from her. The meet and greet will take place from 12:15-1:15 p.m. (before the 1:05 p.m. Phillies game against the St. Louis Cardinals).
According to the MLB press release: “TOUCH – by Alyssa Milano is a unique, licensed women’s fashion brand designed for the female sports fan.” Yada, yada, yada, whatever… dude, it’s Alyssa Milano! I saw her boobies once!
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July 8th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
If she keeps staring at me like that, she’s gonna get it.
(and by “it” I mean a towel soaked with chloroform over her mouth)
July 8th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
You were always a hopeless romantic, Meech!
July 8th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
//paints Dodger logo onto dong
Loved her in Embrace of the Vampire. Posion Ivy 2 was okay, but I prefer Jaime Pressly in the final part of the trilogy. Well technically, I’ve only seen about 20 minutes both Poison Ivy 2 and Embrace[...].
July 9th, 2008 at 10:52 am
Yo, Samantha, get over here and bounce around on my junk!
July 9th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
I’ll show her Who’s the Boss.
Get it? She used to be on that show…taps mic…Is this thing on?
July 9th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
I think she was the hottest in ‘Commando’
July 9th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Remember when I promised to kill you last? I lied.
July 9th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
The perfect girl to try out the oft quoted, yet never proven on beta/VHS, “Danza Slap.”
July 9th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
better than youporn.