People of Earth!
We apologize for the delay, as we have just concluded our examination of the specimen you call “Adam Eaton,” and are now ready to switch him back for the replicant we left in his place. We hope this did not cause you to wait very long to watch the real Adam Eaton pitch against the Rockies of Colorado this evening.
What? The replicant did what? Oh. Well, then. We’ll, uh, just be on our way.
Damn it, let go of our replicant!
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