Women. I don’t think I’ll ever figure ‘em out — am I right, fellas?
It’s not like I don’t make an effort to do so, mind you! I love women, especially the ones who show up for my beloved Dodgers’ home games. Some of those ladies are capital-B beautiful! Trouble is, by the eighth inning they’ve all left to beat the traffic, probably to congregate at one of many night clubs our great city is famous for not letting me into.
A lot of guys make the mistake of thinking that a women has “ulterior motives” when speaking to a man. Let me tell you from my own experience that nothing is further from the truth! For instance, when a woman approaches me, bats her eyes, smiles, and asks for the time, there’s only one thing in my mind that could possibly mean. I look at my watch, tell her the time, and go on my merry way. If a woman really wanted something else from me (and I think you know what I mean by that), she would just come out and say so, wouldn’t she?
Truth be told, a lot of women I run into seem to ask me for everything EXCEPT a romantic night on the town! They’re only interested in knowing if I come around to a particular spot often, or if I could recommend a certain flavor of coffee, or if the panties they have on makes their ass look too curvy. This one’s a classic: One time a woman asked me if I’d take a long hard look at her bra to make sure her nipples weren’t pointing out too conspicuously. To verify how pointy her nipples were, she even took out one of her breasts to show me. Geez, I’m late for work, lady! Can we make this quick?
The worst example by far was when this one woman asked me if I’d like to see what her lipstick looked like around my penis. Hello? Guys don’t wear lipstick on their penis! What a weirdo.
Oh well, women may be hard to figure out, but I know one thing for certain: Dodgers in six, baby!
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October 7th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
We don’t care bout nobody but those phils, I don’t give a flying you know what about those eses in LA! I’m a soldier!
October 7th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I82BPA5QAaQ
October 7th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Honestly Chamomiles… Your attempts at satire suck… See:
http://www.thefightins.com/chamomiles-davis/gay-community-night-thats-totally-gay-bro/
I love you to death, but knock this crappy shit off man…
October 7th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
oooooh, Robert, I strongly disagree. In this shitty bloggers opinion Chamo’s satire pieces are quite possibly his strongest.
Especially the gay community night one that he got suspended for.
October 7th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
That dodger fan is confused, I was there! A phils fan told him to put lipstick on his lips and go down on him…I had to turn away cause dodger fan marvin mabley went through with it…Phils in Five!
October 7th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
Robert, you suck. Plain and simple.
That’s what happens when your team gets mathematically eliminated the second week of June.
October 7th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
^^^^
Wait, I confused Steven with Robert. Mein apologies.
But still, I always applaud satire.
October 8th, 2008 at 10:47 am
Robert, you look so nice in that photo!
October 8th, 2008 at 11:28 am
Do I know you kind sir?
October 8th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Can we post something else so i dont have to keep looking at this retards face everytime i go to the mainpage.. goddamn he’s ugly.. Ohh what’s that? he’s also a dodgers fan?… makes sense
October 8th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
i agree with paul……..take a tip from withleather—always have a hot broad on the top of the main page.
October 8th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Hopefully my BEAT LA shirt comes in the mail today so i can sport it at the game tomorrow.. Boy its gonna be a DOOOZY