We’ve all seen those clever bundles of humanity who show up for games at the Bank as a collective entity dedicated to supporting their favorite Phillie (or whom we think is their favorite). Often, they dress up in costumes that coincide with the theme of their group (white sheets with eye holes for “Coste’s Ghosts”) and make up cute, rhyming names for their traveling fan club (such as — well, “Coste’s Ghosts”).
But why stop with just a select few, we wondered? There is so much untapped potential for unabashed greatness in various specialized and conspicuous cheering sections! With no “Sal’s Pals,” “Padilla’s Flotilla” or “Wolf Pack” to grace us with their semi-embarrassing presence anymore, it’s time to consider some new candidates who can take their place.
Here, then, are some of my own ideas…
Lidge’s Bitches
(Dressing as the Nationals would also be acceptable.)
Howard’s Cowards
(They’re hiding, you see.)
Dobbs’ Slobs
The Eyre-Heads
Moyer’s Lawyers
ALSO CONSIDERED, BUT REJECTED (Meech’s notes in parentheses)…
- Kendrick’s Schmendricks (”…Too Jewish.”)
- Condrey’s Quandaries (”The fuck’s a ‘quandary’?”)
- Seanez’s Penises (”If you think I’m running THAT photo, you’re crazy.”)
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September 23rd, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Every time my buddies and I show up as “Bruntlett’s Cunt lips” we get escorted from the stadium by security.
PRUDES!
September 23rd, 2008 at 3:33 pm
I thought we lived in AMERICA, dammit!
September 23rd, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Happ’s Clapp….nah, nevermind.
September 23rd, 2008 at 8:07 pm
Needs more Sarge groups.
Hamels’ Camels’ Toes.
Dobbs’ Handjobs.
September 23rd, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Durbin’s Burbons
Golson’s Molson
*Notice the alcohol trend here?
Iguchi’s Coochies
Stairs Pubic-Hairs
September 24th, 2008 at 2:44 am
Phillies fans for domestic violence (Brett Myers)
September 24th, 2008 at 11:15 am
I dont have a phils one but cant wait to use ‘Corn on the Kolb’.
or am i late to the party with that one?
September 24th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
What about coaches?
Lopes’ Dopes
Dubee Brothers
Milt’s Kilts
Cholly’s Follies (Hold on – that’s the actual Phillies. Nevermind.)
September 24th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Taguchi’s Hoochies?
How about some old school?
Left Nut Kruk’s Big Butt Fucks?
Duncan’s Donuts?
Mitch’s Bitches?
September 24th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
The Kyle Kendrick Klan (KKK)
similar outfits to “Coste’s Ghosts” would be required…
maybe inappropriate?
September 24th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Nah… well, maybe… LOL!
September 27th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
I’m a little late to this party (catching up on my RSS feeds, y’see), but a few years ago a friend and I were at a game and noticed a little fan group in the upper deck made up of some teenaged girls. Their name?
J-Ro’s Hos.
True story.