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Jun
24
2008
Ode to The Drunk Girl
Posted by Chamomiles Davis at 3:01 pm ET 9 Comments

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Flower of youth, serene in besotted slumber,
Oblivious to the unforgiving pavement on which you rest your spinning head,
How free of troubles are you now! The uneasy burden of too many solid morsels now ejected,
Weary reveler, seek your repose upon this gritty slab of hardened cement,
This brief parcel of Pattison that you have claimed inadvertently.

Your team plays at home, yet here in defiance you lay bedecked in
The road blues of a uniform long since retired, an homage to past glory,
Accented with the unmistakable scarlet blotches of festive mixed drinks.
They are the remnants of strawberry Jell-O, perhaps, molded with incredibly generous portions
Of… Stoli? Smirnoff? To you it makes no difference, my pixilated pixie!

Queen of Questionable Quaffing, be at peace!
Your friends may have abandoned you, but their betrayal is of no concern to you now.
Kick off your shoes and stretch your loaded frame (I see you are halfway there — good on you!)
For thine is the Kingdom of Happy Oblivion, majestic in its nothingness,
And bottled water shall greet you when you wake.

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9 Comments on “Ode to The Drunk Girl”

  1. meech.one Says:

    Suck it, Walt Whitman.

  2. Chamomiles Davis Says:

    “I would if I could!” –Walt Whitman

  3. Conroy Says:

    I’m sure Walt Whitman has sucked his share. I’m just saying … his nickname was “G. Aybar.”

  4. How do you spell retard? Says:

    Thinking of gay joke…
    Walt Whitman = Balls Inmen?

  5. silence dogood Says:

    That’s just frakking gorgeous, Chamomiles.

  6. Tartan69 Says:

    This is the kind of stuff that keeps me coming back to this site. Bravo Chamomiles, bravo.

    Although it would be a lot easier for me if you clowns would just post it on the Level and then I only have to check one site. RSS feeds be damned.

  7. James Beale Says:

    we’re about two minutes away from a “Walt Whitman how my ass taste?” chant, aren’t we?

  8. Hollywood Ray Says:

    What? No haiku?

    Taken to the yard
    Dodgers vanquished easily
    Celebrate, then pay

  9. The FoOl Says:

    Brilliant. Fucking Brilliant.

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