Flower of youth, serene in besotted slumber,
Oblivious to the unforgiving pavement on which you rest your spinning head,
How free of troubles are you now! The uneasy burden of too many solid morsels now ejected,
Weary reveler, seek your repose upon this gritty slab of hardened cement,
This brief parcel of Pattison that you have claimed inadvertently.
Your team plays at home, yet here in defiance you lay bedecked in
The road blues of a uniform long since retired, an homage to past glory,
Accented with the unmistakable scarlet blotches of festive mixed drinks.
They are the remnants of strawberry Jell-O, perhaps, molded with incredibly generous portions
Of… Stoli? Smirnoff? To you it makes no difference, my pixilated pixie!
Queen of Questionable Quaffing, be at peace!
Your friends may have abandoned you, but their betrayal is of no concern to you now.
Kick off your shoes and stretch your loaded frame (I see you are halfway there — good on you!)
For thine is the Kingdom of Happy Oblivion, majestic in its nothingness,
And bottled water shall greet you when you wake.
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June 24th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Suck it, Walt Whitman.
June 24th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
“I would if I could!” –Walt Whitman
June 24th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
I’m sure Walt Whitman has sucked his share. I’m just saying … his nickname was “G. Aybar.”
June 24th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
Thinking of gay joke…
Walt Whitman = Balls Inmen?
June 24th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
That’s just frakking gorgeous, Chamomiles.
June 24th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
This is the kind of stuff that keeps me coming back to this site. Bravo Chamomiles, bravo.
Although it would be a lot easier for me if you clowns would just post it on the Level and then I only have to check one site. RSS feeds be damned.
June 25th, 2008 at 7:56 am
we’re about two minutes away from a “Walt Whitman how my ass taste?” chant, aren’t we?
October 21st, 2008 at 7:50 pm
What? No haiku?
Taken to the yard
Dodgers vanquished easily
Celebrate, then pay
November 8th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
Brilliant. Fucking Brilliant.