Comments on: In Soviet Florida, Fish Batters You

By: PhiPhan5648

PhiPhan5648 — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 18:34:09 +0000

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

By: Gigi

Gigi — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 14:13:28 +0000

I hope my cock never gets vlocked.

By: How do you spell retard?

How do you spell retard? — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 07:32:50 +0000

@Philsfsan5648

Im fuckin loaded, and thatr bitch didnu sleep over tonight. Fuckin had her friuend cock vlock me. FUUUUUUCHCJCK!!! Damn you supert cut asian stoner girls!!

By: Lynniemac

Lynniemac — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 06:46:53 +0000

Sloth was ugly, but he had a heart of gold!

By: PhiPhan5648

PhiPhan5648 — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 16:53:44 +0000

I’m hung over this morning… and I think it has something to do with the 20+ Yuenglings I pounded, while the Phils got pounded by the fish… ugh, I think I might be out of beer at home now… fucking Phils, and their need to make me nervous at all times.

By: Robert

Robert — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 15:49:23 +0000

Cassell is more like ET…

By: Gigi

Gigi — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 14:38:17 +0000

Jorge Cantu may be ugly, but his facial handicap can’t hold a match to Marshawn Lynch when he goes into “beast mode.”

Honorable Mention: Tyrone Hill (skeletor), Sam Cassell (martian), Sloth (goonies)

By: Chamomiles Davis

Chamomiles Davis — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 03:11:53 +0000

The Mets are back in first place, for the next 24 hours, anyway. I expect to see this lead seesaw back and forth for the next nine days, during which time I will be drinking heavily.

By: Lynniemac

Lynniemac — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 02:42:54 +0000

Dear Freddi Gonzalez,

Funny how NOT distracting Brett Myers’ tattoos were to your batters during their 5-run first inning. But since you introduced the topic of distractions, I find that I am distracted during gametime by Jorge Cantu’s hideous ugliness. Please have him don a ski mask for all future games. I thank you in advance for your cooperation. You whining douche.

Sincerely (and by that I mean “eat a dick, you asshat”),
Lynniemac