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Sep
19
2008
In Soviet Florida, Fish Batters You
Posted by Chamomiles Davis at 10:11 pm ET 9 Comments

Yikes. The Marlins continue to flummox the Phillies as they try to claim one of two available postseason berths. Myers looked like his old self tonight (and in case you were wondering, that’s NOT good), giving up 10 runs in just four innings of work.

The Phillies need six runs in the top of the ninth to come back from a 14-8 deficit. (UPDATE: Nope. Werth, Howard and Victorino all struck out swinging. Is anyone else alarmed by Florida’s recent surge? OK, good, so it’s not just me.)

The Brewers did their part to keep the door open, falling 11-2 to the Cincinnati Reds. Man, it must suck to be in the Milwaukee clubhouse these days….

In the meantime, we’ll see if Atlanta can score some runs in the late innings to keep the Mets half-a-game behind us. As of this moment, however, Philly and New York are tied for first place.

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9 Comments on “In Soviet Florida, Fish Batters You”

  1. Lynniemac Says:

    Dear Freddi Gonzalez,

    Funny how NOT distracting Brett Myers’ tattoos were to your batters during their 5-run first inning. But since you introduced the topic of distractions, I find that I am distracted during gametime by Jorge Cantu’s hideous ugliness. Please have him don a ski mask for all future games. I thank you in advance for your cooperation. You whining douche.

    Sincerely (and by that I mean “eat a dick, you asshat”),
    Lynniemac

  2. Chamomiles Davis Says:

    The Mets are back in first place, for the next 24 hours, anyway. I expect to see this lead seesaw back and forth for the next nine days, during which time I will be drinking heavily.

  3. Gigi Says:

    Jorge Cantu may be ugly, but his facial handicap can’t hold a match to Marshawn Lynch when he goes into “beast mode.”

    Honorable Mention: Tyrone Hill (skeletor), Sam Cassell (martian), Sloth (goonies)

  4. Robert Says:

    Cassell is more like ET…

  5. PhiPhan5648 Says:

    I’m hung over this morning… and I think it has something to do with the 20+ Yuenglings I pounded, while the Phils got pounded by the fish… ugh, I think I might be out of beer at home now… fucking Phils, and their need to make me nervous at all times.

  6. Lynniemac Says:

    Sloth was ugly, but he had a heart of gold!

  7. How do you spell retard? Says:

    @Philsfsan5648

    Im fuckin loaded, and thatr bitch didnu sleep over tonight. Fuckin had her friuend cock vlock me. FUUUUUUCHCJCK!!! Damn you supert cut asian stoner girls!!

  8. Gigi Says:

    I hope my cock never gets vlocked.

  9. PhiPhan5648 Says:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

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