Firstly, allow me to say that politically, I’m slightly left of Castro. Like, I can’t imagine I’d get through a serious discussion with HDYSR without retching at least once. That said, people need to understand that what holds back the social movement of the traditionally oppressed people isn’t the satirist. Often it is the inability of people to just take a joke. help your own cause people, and take some of the walls down. Don’t get all uptight about silly little jokes. Worry about real hate speech, not playfulness like this.

also

fuck the mets

I want you to listen very carefully, and I’m going to say this once so that you and all the Marks out there understand this clearly.

[taking a deep breath...]

IT’S FUCKING SATIRE. Read the Onion, for Christ’s sake!

That photo you see is a random image from the Internet, the result of my searching for the douchiest picture of the type of homophobic dumb-jock frat-boy that would actually spew out an editorial like this. For the record, I don’t look like either of these fuckwads, and if I did you’d see me first in line at the closest cosmetic surgery clinic.

You know what? Forget it. If you’re too dense to comprehend what was intended to be a satirical post, I’m not going to waste my time attempting to parse the subtlety of it for you.

To put it in your own words, get with the program. This site is about as serious as The Benny Hill Show.

By the way…your popped collar is really cool hahahah
Abercrombie & Fitch? You know that’s a gay-b ased brand right? Haha lame ass

Yes, yes.

and maybe he’ll understand what you were getting at.

2 Jagerbombs for Mark!!

Common dude

Disclaimer: That was my attempt at satire as well