Dude, so like me, B-Rad and some of the Tekes from the “bar association” go to Brownie’s the other night for $2 pitchers, right? And we’re checking out the Phillies’ schedule ‘cuz some of us are coming back in August for lacrosse camp, right?
Dude — guess what’s happening on the 19th? You’ll never guess. No, dude. No, dude. No, dude. Nah, bro, guess again, you’re not even close.
OK, I’ll stop being a dick and tell you: “Gay Community Night.” The fuck, right? Are they SERIOUS?
No way would I want to play baseball in a stadium full of homos. I mean, if I was Pat Burrell I’d be wondering all night if some butt pirate was checking out my ass. I could see a chick doing that, because if I was a chick I’d totally be into Pat Burrell, but I’m not.
Hey, I’ll bet they sell out of foot-longs and hot fudge sundaes that night, you know what I’m saying? I’ll bet the lezbo chicks spend all night eating fish tacos, if you know what I mean. Because it reminds them of vaginas.
High five, dude!
Like my dad always says at the country club, how come they don’t have a “Straight White Guy Night?” I mean, how come they always get special treatment and we don’t? Fuckin’ Democrats, man. Don’t get me started.
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Chamo – I don’t care if you wanna put your picture up on the internet, go right ahead…
but I NEVER gave you permission to post mine up there, too. Expect to hear from my (our?) lawyer.
haha. nice shirts you flamers. pop collars? look like two faguettes…
wow. i just came across your blog yesterday, and thought it wasn’t bad. but now…. now I’m ashamed to call myself a fan of the same team as you.
immature.
intolerant.
unintelligent.
I’m ashamed to be on the same planet with people like you.
and no, i’m not gay. i’m just not threatened by someone who chooses a lifestyle other than my own. Which you obviously are. Stay in your frat house with the other monkeys.
Yo Bra,
2 Jagerbombs for Mark!!
Common dude
Disclaimer: That was my attempt at satire as well
I’m thinking Mark should watch this (my new haircut): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M
and maybe he’ll understand what you were getting at.
I agree with mark.
Nice, FanHouse must have picked this up.
I think what mark was trying to say was:
Yes, yes.
sweet new haircut
Your pathetic. My and my buddies go to the Phil’s every game and 3 of my buddies are gay. They come for the game, not the dudes. Grow up BRO or get out of Philadelphia….the places that originated THE LAND OF THE FREE…. its 2008, get with the program …
By the way…your popped collar is really cool hahahah
Abercrombie & Fitch? You know that’s a gay-b ased brand right? Haha lame ass
zack,
I want you to listen very carefully, and I’m going to say this once so that you and all the Marks out there understand this clearly.
[taking a deep breath...]
IT’S FUCKING SATIRE. Read the Onion, for Christ’s sake!
That photo you see is a random image from the Internet, the result of my searching for the douchiest picture of the type of homophobic dumb-jock frat-boy that would actually spew out an editorial like this. For the record, I don’t look like either of these fuckwads, and if I did you’d see me first in line at the closest cosmetic surgery clinic.
You know what? Forget it. If you’re too dense to comprehend what was intended to be a satirical post, I’m not going to waste my time attempting to parse the subtlety of it for you.
To put it in your own words, get with the program. This site is about as serious as The Benny Hill Show.
i mean this is pretty ofensive though….i’m a lesbian and its kinda rude to say things like that wether you’re joking or not…Philly is one of the best gay communities out there…stop being like every other stereotypical homophobe on the earth and just deal
wow, who would have ever thought that people on these internets would get their panties up in a bunch over harmless satire.
Firstly, allow me to say that politically, I’m slightly left of Castro. Like, I can’t imagine I’d get through a serious discussion with HDYSR without retching at least once. That said, people need to understand that what holds back the social movement of the traditionally oppressed people isn’t the satirist. Often it is the inability of people to just take a joke. help your own cause people, and take some of the walls down. Don’t get all uptight about silly little jokes. Worry about real hate speech, not playfulness like this.
also
fuck the mets