Aug
04
2008
Corrections: Chamomiles Davis’ Most Egregious Factual Errors
Posted by Chamomiles Davis at 10:45 pm ET
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- Adam Eaton did not accept demotion to the Phillies’ triple-A affiliate in Lehigh Valley. He did, however, agree to accept reassignment to their single-A affiliate in Lakewood.
- The Phillies did not sweep the St. Louis Cardinals at Busch Stadium, as recently reported. They won 2 of 3 games.
- Terry Francona is the current manager of the Boston Red Sox. He is not “a palsied bastard who molests circus freaks.” The author admits he wrote portions of this statement while drunk and bitter.
- Brett Myers chin-beard does not resemble a rat. It looks more like a fetal marmot.
- Bo Diaz, former catcher for the Phillies, died of injuries he sustained from falling off a roof. He was not eaten by a grizzly bear.
- Phillies manager Charlie Manuel was never referred to as “Hillbilly-zilla” during his years playing professional baseball in Japan. His stature, while tall by comparison to the average height of most Japanese men, was not such that a monster-related nickname would be considered appropriate.
- Anna Benson’s tits are not “ginormous.” They are merely bodacious.
We at The Fightins’ regret these and all future errors.
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August 4th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
You still haven’t apologized for what you said about me.
August 4th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
Lakewood is the single-A affiliate of the Phillies. Correct again.
August 4th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
ADDENDUM:
In a post dated last June, it was written that “[Pete Money] kicks starving orphans to break in new shoes, and uses the elderly as replacement legs for his dining room table.” This information as presented was erroneous.
The table mentioned is located in the breakfast nook, not the dining room. Again, we here at The Fightins’ regret the error.
(Hope that helps, Pete!)
August 4th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
Lakewood is the single-A affiliate of the Phillies. Correct again.
No. It’s their fault for not being better. Oh, OK, fine.
August 5th, 2008 at 12:45 am
I once banged a chick from Lakewood. True story.
August 5th, 2008 at 7:30 am
@Gonzo: pictures or it didn’t happen.
August 5th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Gonzo: Was she Hasidic?
(Did you know there is a gigantic population of Hasidic Jews in Jackson and Lakewood New Jersey? It’s true!)
August 5th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Clare,
Lakewood, NJ is home to one of the largest yeshivas in the world. I Kaddish you not.