7:05 PM on CSN and MLB Network

Pitching Matchup:

Derek Lowe (2-3, 3.72 ERA, 0.12 BAC)

BRAVES: “Oh, shit, oh shit, oh shit.. I need a breath mint. Where’s… (shuffles through pockets, glove box)… Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, I am in so much fucking trouble. Oh, uh… Hi there, offisher. What, uh… what seems to be the trouble?”

Officer Clifton P. Lee (2-2, 3.66 ERA)

PHILLIES: “Sir, I observed you driving recklessly, swerving, and racing another car down a busy city street. I also detect a strong odor of alcohol on your breath. I’m going to need you to step out of the car, sir. Now.”

This game thread by Ryan was too perfect to not use again.

1:10PM on PHL17

PITCHING MATCHUP:

PHILLIES: Roy Halladay (16-5) 2.47 ERA

MARLINS: Anibal Sanchez (7-7) 3.97 ERA

7:10PM on CSN

PITCHING MATCHUP:

PHILLIES: Roy Oswalt (6-8) 3.77 ERA

MARLINS: Brad Hand (1-4) 4.08 ERA

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12:35PM on CSN

PITCHING MATCHUP:

PHILLIES: Vance Worley (9-1) 2.65 ERA

REDS: Mike Leake (11-8) 4.04 ERA

7:10PM on CSN

PITCHING MATCHUP:

PHILLIES: Clifton Phifer Lee (14-7) 2.71 ERA

REDS: Dontrelle Willis (0-3) 4.10 ERA

Thanks to reader Adam (@broadnpattison) for the hilarious Dontrelle pic

7:10PM on PHL17

PITCHING MATCHUP:

PHILLIES: Roy Halladay (15-5) 2.56 ERA

REDS: Bronson Arroyo (8-10) 5.02 ERA

1:05PM on CSN

PITCHING MATCHUP:

PHILLIES: Kyle Kendrick (7-5) 3.24 ERA

LOLMETS: Mike Pelfrey (6-10) 4.61 ERA

7:05PM on PHL17

PITCHING MATCHUP:

PHILLIES: Vance Worley (8-1) 2.76 ERA

LOLMETS: Jonathan Nose (11-10) 4.05 ERA

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