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Jul
15
2011
Posted by Chris at 5:16 pm ET 31 Comments

7:10PM on CSN

PITCHING MATCHUP:

Vance Worley (4-1) 2.20 ERA

RA Dickey (4-7) 3.61 ERA

Fuck the Mets.

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Jul
10
2011
Posted by Chris at 11:46 am ET 81 Comments

1:35PM on PHL17 and TBS

PITCHING MATCHUP:

Cole Hamels (10-4) 2.40 ERA

Derek Lowe (5-6) 4.21 ERA

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Jul
09
2011
Posted by Chris at 1:00 pm ET 55 Comments

4:10PM on FOX

PITCHING MATCHUP:

Cliff Lee (9-6) 2.92 ERA

Tommy Hanson (10-4) 2.52 ERA

Thanks to James Fayleez for the pitcher pics

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Jul
05
2011
Posted by Chris at 10:24 pm ET 14 Comments

An ad goes here and I’m taking it out, click for bewbs!

MLB and Jib Jab have come together to provide you with this creepy video to help motivate you to vote for your favorite final vote candidate, in our case Mr. Victorino. This video kind of reminds me of ventriloquist dummies coming to life, therefore I am terrified of it. Enjoy!

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Jul
05
2011
Posted by Chris at 6:17 pm ET 79 Comments

7:10PM on CSN

PITCHING MATCHUP:

Cole Hamels (9-4) 2.41 ERA

PHILLIES: Cole Hamels will use his strong hand tonight to throw a shut out against the Marlins. I hope their broadcast team cries. If you have twitter be sure to harass them as much as possible.

Chris Volstad (4-7) 5.01 ERA

MARLINS: Ryan Howard and Raul Ibanez murder Chris Volstad. So we all know how this one is gonna end.

Jul
04
2011
Posted by Chris at 1:08 pm ET 44 Comments

Happy 4th of July!

I’m a little busy getting drunk and grilling food so here’s what you need to know about the game: It’s Worley vs Nolasco, it starts at 6:10PM, it’s on CSN and MLB Network, T-Mac and Wheels will make you regret America exists by the end of the broadcast, and the Phillies are going to win. Cheers.

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Jul
03
2011
Posted by Chris at 10:55 am ET 19 Comments

1:07PM on PHL17

PITCHING MATCHUP:

Cliff Lee (9-5) 2.66 ERA

Jo-Jo Reyes (3-7) 4.77 ERA

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Jul
02
2011
Posted by Chris at 10:19 am ET 31 Comments

1:07PM on CSN

PITCHING MATCHUP:

Roy Halladay (10-3) 2.40 ERA

PHILLIES: Canada’s collective nut is going to bust today, spraying royal pudding everywhere, when they see Roy Halladay take the mound. They will celebrate Halladay pitching by giving out 3 kisses and a pair of socks, as is tradition.

Carlos Villanueva (5-1) 3.15 ERA

BLUE JAYS: Together we work, to keep the bad guy away, he’s mean and he hurts, and his name is tooth decay.

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Jun
30
2011
Posted by Chris at 12:09 pm ET 57 Comments

1:05PM on CSN and MLB Network

PITCHING MATCHUP:

Cole Hamels (9-4) 2.49 ERA

PHILLIES: Jon Lester gets WAY too much attention as “one of the best young left-handers in the game today” when Cole is clearly superior, which he will prove today.

Jon Molester (9-4) 3.66 ERA

RED SOX: Thought I was gonna make a cancer joke, didn’t ya?

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